Who said it... How I met your Mother

By: Scott Nordlund
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Who said it... How I met your Mother
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Think you know HIMYM? Let's test your knowledge
Who said... Have you met Ted?
Robin
Marshall
Lily
Barney
Barney's go to intro for Ted... Have you met Ted?

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Who said... You are my lilypad
Marshall
Lily is lilypad for Marshall
Barney
Ted
Robin

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Who said.... Legend wait for it.... ary
Lily
Robin
Marshall
Barney
Barney is legend wait for it ary.

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Who said... Now kids...
Marshall
Barney
Ted
Ted leads of the episode
Lily

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Who said... HELLO!!!!!
Rajit
Ranjit's go to intro line... HELLO!
Barney
Ted
Marshall

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Who said... Please don't
Marshall
Robin
Lily
Ted
Ted... says please don't whenever Marshall and Lily are about to hook up

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Who said... I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time!
Marshall
Marshall was a pirate, and Lily was a Parrot.
Teds
Robin
Lily

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Who said.... You need to make sure a girl is above the Hot/Crazy line.
Marshall
Ted
Barney
Barney's theory about woman is the hot/crazy line
Robin

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Who said... Telling the how you met story is a choreographed dance.
Ted
Ted... Ted explained this about Marshall and Lily
Marshall
Lily
Robin

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Who said... no no no no no no no no no no
Robin
Robin's go to is no no no no no no no when she is uncomfortable
Ted
Lily
Marshall

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Who said.... SUIT UP!!!!
Robin
Ted
Marshall
Barney
Barney's go to is.... to SUIT UP

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Who said... You son of a bitch!
Ted
Barney
Marshall
Lily
Lily is infamous for saying... You son of a bitch under her breath

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Who said... SELF FIVE!
Barney
Barney sometimes yells SELF FIVE
Ted
Lily
Robin

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Who said... Thank you, Linus.
Barney
Robin
Lily
Lily throughout season nine says... thank you, Linus
Ted

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Who said.... It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!
Lily
Barney
Robin
Marshall
Marshall's families game... baskiceball

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Who said... Ring bear-er
Robin
Robin needed to check that they were having a ring bear-er
Ted
Marshall
Barney

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Who said... Pulling over
Robin
Ranjit
Ranjit infamously says pulling over!
Barney
Ted

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Who said.... Let her go. She belongs out there...in the wild. You should be proud. You fought the cougar and lived.
Marshall
Marshall states this about the cougar.
Barney
Ted
Lily

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Who said... Yes. I had one minor hit. I had to go all over Canada and sing this song in malls. For a whole year I lived off of Orange Juliuses and Wetzel's Pretzels.
Robin
Robin explains her past as a teenage pop star
Ted
Marshall
Lily

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Who said... No, it was two nights ago. "She's Like the Wind" has been stuck in my brain for about 40 hours. I just got it out; now it's back in. Damn you, Swayze!
Marshall
Marshall being frustrated at the Empire State Building led to this quote
Ted
Barney
Lily

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Who said... Number ten, "The Winne-Bango." Number nine, "The Pick-Up Truck." Number eight, "The Ford Explore Her." Number seven, "The You Scream Truck." You Scream. [they all laugh] Number six, "Feels on Wheels!" Hello! Number five, "The Ride Her Truck." Number four, "The 18-Squealer." Number three, "The Esca-Laid." Number two, "The Slam-Boni." and... the number one thing I would've called my truck if Ted hadn't been a jerk and given it back... "The '69 Chevy."
Lily
Ted
Robin
Barney
Barney ran down the top 10 list for the rented truck with a bedroom in the back

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Who said... So instead of an acoustic guitar, we're having a harp player. My mother owes someone money, and his daughter plays the harp.
Barney
Ted
Lily
Lily... in frustration said this
Robin

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Who said... Loneliness...the looming specter of Valentine's Day fast approaching...the two key ingredients to my favorite day of the year - February 13th, Desperation Day.
Barney
Barney stated this about the infamous valentines day
Ted
Lily
Marshall

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Who said... There's something I need to tell you. I've thought about this a ton and I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but... I'm not in love with Robin, but she's like family to me, and I can't end that. So, can you accept that?
Barney
Robin
Ted
Ted needed this talk to move forward with Victoria
Ranjit

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Who said... This is going to be the best slapsgiving ever
Marshall
Marshall said this at the beginning of the episode
Ted
Barney
Lily

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Who said... Oh, this will be a nice memory to share with Marvin when he's older and deciding whether or not to put you in a home.
Robin
Robin notes this after Lily and Marshall are excited to get away from their new born
Marshall
Ted
Barney

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Who said... It was tragic. I mean to this day, you ask any Canadian where they were when Robin Sparkles lost it, not only can they tell you which Tim Horton's they were in - but what donut they were eating. Me? Wawa, Ontario. Blueberry fritter.
Steven Page
Steven Page has a great cameo in this episode.
Alex Trebek
KD Lang
Wayne Gretzky

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Who said... I want Scotch...American Scotch, from Scotland! Just get that swill away from me
Robin
Ted
Marshall
Barney
Barney says this after Robin gives him Canadian whiskey

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Who said... This apartment needs some new life, so please, make our old home your new home. It is now ghost-free. Love,
Ted
Ted gives up the apartment to his best friends to raise their child
Lily
Marshall
Barney

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Who said... Just a burger? Just a burger. Robin, it’s so much more than "just a burger." I mean…that first bite — oh, what heaven that first bite is! The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then... a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a…a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.
Barney
Ted
Marshall
Marshall goes into a deep discussion over his amazing burger
Lily

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Who said... Stella hated Star Wars! She lied to you. Search your feelings, Ted. You know it to be true!
Ted
Marshall
Marshall says this about Stella to Ted
Barney
Stella

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Who said...He may not fit society's definition of a hero, but he is the hero I needed. The hero who helped me recover from the disaster of my failed almost-marriage and get back into the game. He lives in the shadows. Is he a dream? Truth? Fiction? Damnation? Salvation? He is all these things and none of them. He is...The Naked Man.
Ted
Ted explains his love of the naked man.
Barney
Marshall
Lily

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Who said... Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story: the story of how I met your mother
Ted
Ted leads the series off with this line.
Marshall
Lily
Barney

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Who said... How do you keep a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: The rules for girls are the same as Gremlins. Rule number one: Never get them wet. In other words, don’t let her take a shower in your place. Rule number two: Keep them away from sunlight—i.e., don’t ever see them during the day. And rule number three: Never feed them after midnight. Meaning she doesn’t sleep over, and you don’t have breakfast with her, ever.
Barney
Barney explains how to best avoid woman
Ted
Robin
Lily

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Who said... I used to be in such a hurry all the time. Everything was so urgent. Now I figured, if it’s going to happen it’ll happen when it happens. I’m not going anywhere, she’s not going anywhere. What’s the rush, right?
Barney
Ted
Ted said this at the end of the series
Marshall
Ranjit

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