Which Zodiac Sign Gets You All Hot and Bothered?
By: Ashley Palkovics
Estimated Completion Time 5 min
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About This Quiz
Societies have been trying to read the stars for answers as far back as the times of Babylon. Western astrology, in fact, has been a direct product of Greco-Roman culture and gained traction in 2nd Century BC. In short, we've been looking at the stars for a very long time. Who can blame us? If you've ever found yourself in a rural area with a wide sky in the dead of night, you'd understand the fascination.Â
As horoscopes have developed, scholars of the subject have figured out the repetitive sexual traits of each zodiac sign. Ever noticed a pattern in the people you date and their birthday? You might have a type that's written in the stars! We've developed an extensive questionnaire to determine who gets your libido going, and who is the most likely to satisfy you in the bedroom. Perhaps the explicitly sexual and daring Aries tends to creep into your heart (and your pants) most often? Maybe you're a certified "giver" and you love the desire of an Aquarius?Â
You're going to have to be prepared for a little dirty talk in this quiz. Don't fret though! Our ancestors have been obsessed with what the stars have to say about our sex lives for thousands of years, and you ended up here didn't you?
START QUIZ
What quality are you MOST attracted to in a person?
You MOST OFTEN are the one who ...
Is being chased by someone
Will only settle for something really special
Skips the game and goes straight to the bedroom
Who do you typically find yourself attracted to?
People who are objectively popular
People who are nerdy/geeky
People who are wild cards
People who are sweet and kind
What kind of lover do you prefer?
Isn't afraid to be emotional
What role do you prefer your partner to take?
I like to switch it up depending on the situation.
I like it to always feel equal for both of us.
What role do YOU take as a partner?
I adapt to what my partner wants.
If you could have your way, how often would you like to be physical with a partner?
I don't care, that usually just depends on how into my partner I am.
Every once in a while, when the mood truly strikes.
I'd much rather have a really good conversation with my s/o than be physical.
How important is physical intimacy in a relationship for you?
It's not a priority for me.
It's very important to me.
It's a factor, but not the be-all, end-all.
That comes much, much, much later in the relationship for me.
Your biggest turn off is ...
Someone who is judgmental
Someone who is aggressive
What's your top love language?
How do you feel about committed relationships?
I prefer to just keep it casual.
I need the commitment in order to be vulnerable.
I crave them, but I'm willing to put my heart on the line.
I don't have interest in it, I'd only consider it if they were "the one."
Which of these sounds the most like you?
I tend to be attracted to very emotional people.
I tend to fall for people with silver tongues.
I tend to fall for unobtainable or detached people.
I tend to fall for very popular/well-liked individuals.
How would you prefer to be asked out?
Text message, so I can take my time to respond
A phone call, so I can respond immediately but not face them
In person, so I can feel it out better
I don't like being asked out, I prefer to do it myself.
How long did it take your last significant other to open up?
They naturally avoided opening up.
A long time, and a lot of effort on my part
Once we got past the initial wall, they were an open book.
They wore their heart on their sleeve.
Why would you MOST LIKELY call it quits with someone?
They weren't willing to be a part of my friend group/family.
They weren't putting in the same amount of effort as me.
They were too shallow and lacked my emotional intelligence.
They wanted too much, too soon.
Which of the following scenarios do you like more?
My partner suddenly pinning me up against a wall, gazing at me longingly.
My partner grabbing my chin and bringing me in for a sweet, passionate kiss.
My partner and I pretending to flirt like strangers in public, looking each other up and down.
My partner placing soft kisses up my arm, my cheeks, smiling when they get to my lips.
Which of these romantic foods/drinks do you like most?
Strawberries and whipped cream
What time of day do you enjoy being with people the most?
What kind of people do you surround yourself with?
A good mixture of unique and familiar
Which of these qualities do you absolutely loathe?
Which of these Avengers do you objectively think is the most attractive?
You prefer a partner who ...
You can introduce to new experiences
Is ready for anything, as long as it's with you
Is more experienced than you and can introduce you to new things
Knows what they want so you don't have to guess
What position would you rather have while in a bed going to sleep?
Share a bed but have space.
How do you feel about sharing a bedroom with a s/o?
I like having them around but ultimately I want it to be MY bedroom.
I love living with another person in this intimate setting.
I appreciate the help and support more than anything, adulting is hard.
No way. Definitely separate bedrooms. We need space.
When would you like to get married?
I don't care about getting married.
In your last relationship, who was the most invested?
They were the most invested.
There was equal investment.
Which fantasy do you enjoy the most?
A sexy cop handcuffing you
A sexy firefighter saving you
A sexy maid/butler serving you
A sexy teacher disciplining you
Your partners tend to be a bit too ...
What was your friends' opinion on your ex?
They were a waste of time.
They weren't on the same page as you.
They brought out the worst in you.
They weren't trustworthy.
What kind of compliment makes you swoon?
"You make me feel like I've never felt before."
"I've never met someone like you in my life."
"You're what I've been looking for."
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