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What is your age?
Doesn't matter, but my dog's age is...
I'm an adult.
I'm an adult, but I like to share.
I'm a teen or adult.
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If you were in a mall, which store would you go to first?
Pet store.
Culinary specialty store.
Bookstore.
Game shop.
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If you were to stream a movie, which one would you stream?
The Adventures of Milo and Otis.
Eat Drink Man Woman.
Twilight.
The Avengers.
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When shopping for food, what is the most important thing that crosses your mind?
Whether or not the food is organic.
Where the food is coming from.
The ingredients in the food.
Whether or not the food has a mascot.
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Which classic Nintendo game do you identify with?
Duck Hunt.
Donkey Kong.
The Legend of Zelda.
Super Mario Bros.
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If you could have one superpower, which one would it be?
Communication with animals.
Weather control.
Photographic memory.
Just one? I would want one for whatever mood I'm in.
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You're holding a potluck dinner. What do you make?
Pigs in a blanket.
An assortment of cheese and crackers from all over the world.
Macaroni and cheese.
Cupcakes and candy.
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If you were going to volunteer for a charity, which one would it be?
I'd work at an animal shelter.
I'd work at a soup kitchen.
I'd read to children in a hospital.
I'd teach children how to draw their favorite comic book characters.
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Out of the books listed below, which would be your favorite?
Where the Red Fern Grows, by Wilson Rawls.
Of Mice and Men, by John Steinbeck.
Just one? Anything with two covers and pages between them is my favorite.
Stardust, by Neil Gaiman.
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If we were to look around your home, what would we find?
Dog toys. Way too many dog toys.
Cookbooks and kitchen implements.
Books and magazines.
Video games and movies.
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Which of these maladies are you most likely to suffer from?
Allergies.
Upset stomach.
Eyestrain headaches.
Carpal tunnel.
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Which of these retro toys would be your favorite?
Pound Puppies from Hasbro.
See 'n Say from Fisher Price.
Speak & Spell from Texas Instruments.
Anything Star Wars.
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What is one of your favorite hobbies?
Walking and playing with my dog.
Sampling foods.
Reading.
Playing video games.
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What is your favorite television show?
Lucky Dog.
Pioneer Woman.
Masterpiece Theater.
The Walking Dead.
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Which breed of dog do you most identify with?
I identify with all breeds.
English Sheepdog.
Bloodhound.
Golden Retriever.
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It's Saturday night. What are you doing?
I'm at home watching Netflix.
I've gotten together with friends for a dinner party.
I'm at a book club.
I'm at an LAN party, playing my video games.
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What is the one thing you can't leave your home without?
A bottle of water.
A canvas sack.
A notebook.
A 20-sided die.
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You're going to a party. What do you wear?
A houndstooth coat.
A wool sweater.
A pair of glasses.
A geeky t-shirt.
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Which quote do you most identify with?
"It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone pants." -Kelly Allen
"One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well." -Virginia Woolf
"Books are uniquely portable magic." -Stephen King
"Heroes are made by the paths they choose, not the powers they are graced with." -Brodi Ashton
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What angers you the most?
People who are cruel to animals.
People who waste food.
People who make fun of bookworms.
People who misquote The Simpsons.
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What is one item you'd expect in your subscription box every month?
Dog toys.
Jerky made from non-conventional meats.
A book or two.
Vinyl figures.
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If you could go on a vacation, where would you go?
Ōkunoshima - the Island of Rabbits, Japan.
Provence, France.
London, England.
Atlanta, Georgia, USA.
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What would be an ideal activity on a vacation?
Taking photos of the local wildlife.
Going to a farmer's market.
Hitting the local bookstore.
Visiting a local museum.
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What is one perk that you're looking for when it comes to your subscription box?
A portion can go to a local charity.
Supporting local artisans.
I could share the items.
There is a matching pet box.
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When looking at a subscription box brand, what is the most important thing you look for?
That there is a variety of sizes.
The origins of the products.
The age ranges targeted by the crate contents.
Future investments.
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