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About This Quiz
"Spaceballs" is the 1987 Mel Brooks parody and spoof comedy of the Star Wars franchise. The film features fun and hilarious characters; awkward good guys, and humorously flawed bad guys. Are you a fan of this cult classic? Take this quiz and find out which "Spaceball" character you are?
How would you describe your friends?
Loyal.
Friendly with bad jokes.
Untrustworthy.
They are just "yes" men.
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How would you prepare before punching the ludicrous speed drive?
I'd at least put on my seatbelt.
Close down the three-ring circus.
Just "Go!"
Get in my luxury pod and give the order once I've received my meal.
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What is your greatest Schwartz power?
To lift giant midget statues.
To vomit rather than barf.
The ability to sword fight with my Schwartz.
To carry large hair dryers.
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Do you travel with friends or alone?
I'm a loner, baby.
I travel with a friend. Just one.
I have a huge following.
I travel with a couple friends, but not many.
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Do you believe in wearing seatbelts?
Nah.
Yes, and they leave marks.
No time for that. Just go!
Yes, but it takes awhile for me to put them on.
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What is one accessory you never leave home without?
Leather jacket.
Dog collar.
Helmet.
Industrial-sized hair dryer.
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What is your worst fear?
Being caught by Pizza the Hutt.
Fleas.
Someone catching me with my dolls.
Losing my Beemer.
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What type of planet do you hate the most?
Sandy planets.
Planets with a lot of cats.
Every planet.
Any planet that is not mine.
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How often do you work out?
I lift weights in the back of my ship.
Yeah, um, not so much.
This body doesn't need any more perfection.
I only jog.
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How healthy are you?
If you want to lose weight, you should avoid my diet plan.
Does healthy mean a huge gut? Because, if it does...
I try to maintain my weight.
I'm very healthy.
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Are you a good shot?
Nope. Even a princess could shoot better than me.
I accidentally hit my target three out of 10 times.
Yes, I have huge laser cannons.
I am the best.
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Who is your favorite "Star Wars" parody character?
Lonestar as Han Solo.
Barf as Chewbacca.
Dark Helmet as Darth Vader.
Princess Vespa as Princess Leia.
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Which of these movies do you wish wasn't made before it was made?
"Spaceballs."
"Producers."
"Blazing Saddles."
"Young Frankenstein."
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Would you ever get a nose job?
No, I have a perfect nose.
Why would I downgrade?
Possibly. I have to think about it.
I have, and I loved it.
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How quickly do you make decisions?
Super quick.
I wait until someone makes a decision and I agree on it.
I have to think on decisions for a while.
Not fast, not slow. Just right.
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Would you betray a friend for money?
How much money?
Never.
Every time.
I have too much money. I would just betray the friend for fun.
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What is the most money you've ever owed anyone?
1,000,000 space bucks.
100,000 space bucks
Nothing, I take all the money.
Whatever my servants cost.
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Would you save a princess from the "Spaceballs" for a diner dinner?
Unfortunately, yes.
Yes, but it is not the greatest feeling in the world.
No. I would take the princess and the dinner too.
Not sure.
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How would you destroy a planet?
A giant ray gun.
A vomit waterfall.
A mega maid.
Why would I want to destroy a planet?
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