Which South Park Character Are You?

By: Khadija Leon
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which South Park Character Are You?
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About This Quiz

"South Park" is an American animated sitcom that has been airing on Comedy Central since 1997. The series follows a group of fourth graders, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, and later Butters Stotch, in their daily lives and crazy adventures in the tiny town of South Park, Colorado. It also follows some of the other people in the town, specifically their relatives, friends, teachers, and celebrities. 

The show is known for its profanity and satirization of many topics, some of which includes politics, celebrities and popular culture, drugs and alcohol, LGBTQ, the environment, religion and everything in between, using its main characters as well as fictional characters based on real people. While some people think that the show is hilarious, others believe that it is highly disrespectful and inappropriate and that it should be taken off air. More than 20 years later, the show is still thriving.

Which character from "South Park" are you most like? Will you turn out to be one of the potty-mouthed fourth graders, or will you turn out to be one of the teachers, parents or celebrities who appear on the show? Take this quiz and have your question answered!

Which of these episodes did you enjoy watching most?
"AWESOM-O"
"Make Love, Not Warcraft"
"Good Time with Weapons"
"Towelie"

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Which of these Cartman quotes is your favorite?
"Don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned."
"Respect mah authoriteh."
“Love is like taking a dump, sometimes it works itself out, but sometimes you have to give it a nice, hard, slimy push.”

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Which character from Imaginationland is your favorite?
Glinda the Good Witch
Aslan the Lion
Gandalf the Grey
Morpheus

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Who is your favorite teacher?
Mr. Garrison
Ms. Choksondik
Chef is my favorite.
Ms. Stephenson

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How would you describe fourth grade?
It was ok.
Amazing
I don't remember.
Horrible

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Who would you like to have as parents?
The Stotches
The Cartmans
The Broflovskis
The McCormicks

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How would you describe your relationship with them?
I can tell them anything.
They spoiled me rotten.
It's nothing to shout about.
I pretty much raised myself.

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Which of these words describes you?
Kind
Bossy
Loyal
Independent

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What is your biggest priority?
Education
Career
Family
Love

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Who are you in your group of friends?
The naive one
The leader
The voice of reason
The funny one

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You weren’t invited to one of your “friends” party; what do you do?
Stay home
Me, not invited? That must be a mistake.
Call them to give them a piece of my mind
Crash the party

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You can only pick one friend to go to the movies with, how do you choose?
The one who deserves to go
The one who can pay me the most money
The one whom I get along with most
The one with the fun personality

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How would you deal with a bully?
Report them
Plot my revenge
Get someone to bully them
Ignore them

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What do your friends most make fun of?
My lack of intelligence
My weight
My uptight personality
The way that I speak

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What annoys you most?
My parents
People who make fun of me
My friends
Nothing

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Which of these things are you guilty of?
Lying
All of them
Cheating
Stealing

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how violent are you?
3
9
7
5

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How would you describe your love life?
It's ok, I guess.
Amazing
A bit of a rollercoaster ride
Non existent

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What would you do if you saw your crush?
Go to say hello
Ask them out
Secretly obsess over them
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Which genre of movies do you like most?
Romance
Action
Comedy
Porn

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Which of these video games would you play?
"Street Fighter"
"World of Warcraft"
"Guitar Hero"
Other

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What would you ask your family for your birthday?
A computer/cell phone
A game console
Money
Nothing

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Which celebrity do you like to make fun of?
Kanye West
Ben Affleck
Justin Bieber
Tom Cruise

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Some aliens have taken you hostage, but you still have your phone; what do you do?
Call my friends
Call the military
Call my parents
Throw it at them

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Your friend is slightly drunk and starts hitting on someone they would never talk to; what do you do?
Pull them away from the person
Let them have some fun
Cal them an Uber
Pull them away if things go too far

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Your friends bring a joint to school; what do you do?
Make an excuse to go home
Say no thanks
Ask them to get rid of it
Hit it harder than a brick wall

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If you were stranded on an island, what item would have liked to taken with you?
A machete
My mother
A call phone
A bottle of water

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Which of these topics would you sing a song about?
My butt
Minority groups
A girl/guy
Money

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What color towel would you get?
Yellow
Red
Green
Blue

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Would you ever go to Colorado?
I don't know.
Duh!
Sure
No

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