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About This Quiz
No matter where you work, we know that you’ll inevitably find yourself one day looking at a coworker and wondering, “What planet are you from? And how did you find your way here?” But you know what else? Sometimes that coworker is YOU. Find out which annoying coworker you are with this 15-question quiz.
What's the first thing you do when you arrive at the office in the morning?
I do a tour around the office to say hello to everyone.
I boot up my computer and go get coffee, hopefully without having to talk to anyone.
I tell my coworker all about this amazing idea I had the night before for how to improve our website.
I like to talk about what happened in my favorite tv show the night before and how it *should* have gone.
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What would you be doing as a career if you weren't in your current job?
College economics professor
A parking lot attendant
Chef
Actor
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What's your favorite breakfast food?
Bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios
Coffee with a side of a cup of coffee
A protein shake
Scrambled eggs with cheese mixed in
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Which song are you most likely to sing in the shower?
"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
"Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic
"What’s Up" by 4 Non Blondes
"99 Luftballoons" by Nena
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When you're extremely stressed out, you tend to:
Meditate in a field, and possibly buy another Porsche.
Play violent video games.
Talk. A lot. Like, A LOT a lot.
Eat an entire package of strawberry-flavored Twizzlers.
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Your friend asks you to do something adventurous and go skydiving. You compromise and instead spend the weekend:
Canoeing
Ziplining
At a nightclub
Rock climbing
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You win a contest and are offered either a free trip or money as a prize. You choose:
MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY, MONEY.
The money, I guess. Or maybe the trip. Or ... I dunno, the money?
Traveling is magic for the soul.
As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "Money often costs too much." I would definitely take the trip.
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Which fictional character would you be most likely to dress up as for Halloween?
Fluttershy, the My Little Pony that is shy
Chandler from the TV show Friends
Homer Simpson
Freddy Krueger
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If you have 30 minutes of free-time, you would pass the time by:
Paying bills on my bank phone app.
Talking on the phone to a friend.
Reading the latest popular sci-fi novel.
Playing Candy Crush.
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You're most afraid of:
Pteromerhanophobia (eek, heights!)
Coulrophobia (eek, clowns!)
Necrophobia (eek, death or dead stuff!)
Ophidiophobia (eek, snakes!)
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How important is being on time to you?
SO IMPORTANT. Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable.
I think it's just polite to be on time.
I hate to admit it, but I usually run late.
I prefer to be on time, but I won't kill myself if I'm running late.
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