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About This Quiz
While some Disney princes are mostly just handsome and vacuous, others have fine qualities like loyalty, resourcefulness, or kindness that make them husband material (other than money and a title). Let's find you a Disney lover!
What type is your ideal love, physically?
Hot blonde
Tall, dark, and handsome
Hirsute and bearish
Olive skinned and cut
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What does he do for fun?
He schemes
He dances at parties
He smashes stuff
He hangs out with his bestie
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Does he get on with his family?
Yes and no. It's complicated!
Yes, though they do not see each other often
No
He has no family
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How's his temper?
He has icy control of himself
He is not easily riled, but he can shout if he has to
Fiery and scary
Pretty even; he gets mad when it is justified
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Is he a good boss?
When he wants something
Yes
He is literally the worst boss ever
He has never been a boss
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What does he eat?
Anything you might see at a fine dinner party
He's a vegetarian
He eats soup, messily
He eats mostly carbs
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What first drew you to him?
His sense of adventure
How fun and handsome he is
His courage
His moral fiber
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Would he ever throw something at you?
No, even if he wanted
No, and he never wants to
Well technically yes, but it was really more "by" me than "at" me
Only an apple, as part of a game
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Is he crafty?
He is the craftiest
No, he has no guile, to the point of being gullible
A tiny bit
Yes, he can lie and con with the best
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Is he smart?
Yes, very
No, he's kinda dumb
Yes, but not in a book smart way
Yes, and it's a shame he didn't get to go to a better school
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Does he play an instrument?
Probably like four of them
Yes, the pipe
I doubt it, he'd think that was cruel to the instrument
No, but he would probably be great at it
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Does he like your family?
Nope
He doesn't know them very well but they get on OK
They grew on him
Very much
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Does his rule as a prince have the support of the people?
No, but he's working on it
Yes, mostly
Definitely not
Yes, though it's slightly based on a lie
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How are his policies as a ruler?
Fairly benevolent even though he is not the nicest guy personally
No one knows
Not very good really
Socialist mostly
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Does he know how to party?
Sure, but only at a posh event
He is the life and soul of the party
He doesn't like parties
Yes, more than he even realizes
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Is he a responsible adult?
Yes, in his way
Yes, mostly
No, he has a lot to learn
Sometimes, but not that often
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Does he give to charity?
Yes, and makes sure he is seen doing it
Yes, secretly
Not really
Yes, even at great personal inconvenience
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Does he care about the environment?
He cares about the climate, so, yeah
Yes, he cares about the ocean
Not really
He doesn't really think about that
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What's he wearing?
A snappy suit
A shirt and jeans
Brocade and embroidery - he likes to show off
Harem pants and a vest, plus a tiny hat
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What would he do for you?
As long as I am useful, a lot
Anything, including risk his life
He would beat someone smaller than himself, and better yet, he would NOT beat someone if I didn't want
He would fight someone much bigger than himself
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