Which McDonald's Item Are You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
2 min
Which McDonald's Item Are You?
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About This Quiz

Deep down, we all know we belong somewhere on the McDonald's menu. It has everything: fish, chicken, beef, potato, even fruit. Each item comes in several permutations, resulting in thousands of meal combinations. Which McDonald's Item are you?
What is your favorite movie?
"Fast Five"
"Avengers Assemble"
"Raiders of The Lost Arc"
"Forrest Gump"

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What decade is closest to the one of your birth?
1990s.
1980s.
1970s.
1960s.

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How many cats do you own?
Zero.
One.
Two.
More than two.

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What is your favorite sport to watch?
Baseball.
Basketball.
Golf.
Curling.

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How many times have you traveled abroad?
Zero.
One.
Two.
More than twice.

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What martial art interests you?
Brazilian Jujutsu.
Wushu.
Aikido.
Ching Chang Pow.

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What genre of music do you like best?
Hip-Hop.
Country.
Alt Rock.
Classic Rock.

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What kind of car would you drive?
A Toyota Supra.
A Golf GTI.
A Mercedes C300.
A Caddy. Any Caddy.

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Where do you see yourself in twenty years?
I don't think that far ahead.
Running my own company.
My dream job.
Retired or dead.

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Do you like your job?
No, I'm broke.
No, the benefits suck.
No, it's not what I want to do.
No, I get sidelined all the time.

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What is your dream career?
Motorcycle Racer.
Pro Athlete.
Movie Star.
Retirement.

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If you had to change religion, which one would you like best?
Baha'i.
Karaism.
Jainism.
Nuwaubian Nation.

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What's the one food you'd never eat?
Oysters.
Snails.
Snake.
Carbs.

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What are you dressing up as for Halloween?
A devil.
A vampire.
The President.
I'm not dressing up.

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Where would you go for a winter vacation?
Florida.
California.
St. Martin.
Tortola.

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Where would you go for a summer vacation?
Chicago.
Boston.
Iceland.
France.

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If you could be a professional athlete, which of these sports would you choose?
Football.
Baseball.
Thumb Wrestling.
Basketball.

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What is your spirit animal?
Wolf.
Bear.
Albatross.
Magpie.

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What number is luckiest?
13.
Seven.
12.
Three.

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How do you like your steak?
Raw.
Medium.
Rare.
Ruined.

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Which mythological creature would you be, if you had to choose (you have to choose)?
Chupacarba.
Ghost.
Vampire.
Person with healthcare included in their job benefits.

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What airline do you keep your miles with?
Jet Blue.
Delta.
American.
Southwest.

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What TV network do you watch the most?
Comedy Central.
HBO.
TBS.
PBS.

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Which late night host is your fav?
Colbert.
Samantha Bee.
Letterman.
Carson.

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What was your first smartphone?
The iPhone 5c.
The HTC One (version 1).
The G1.
A Blackberry.

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Where do you do most of your shopping?
Pathmark.
Walgreens.
Amazon.
O.co.

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How many kids do you have?
Two.
Zero.
One.
More than two.

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How many kids do you want?
Zero.
One.
Two.
More than two.

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How hungry are you right now?
I'm famished.
I'm starving.
I will kill and eat the next animal I see.
I'm not hungry.

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What food item are you going to buy next time you go to McDonald's?
I'm having a Big Mac.
I'm having a Double Quarter Pounder, but I'm unsure about cheese.
I'm having two cheeseburgers.
I'm having Chicken McNuggets.

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