Which Late Night Host are You?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Late Night Host are You?
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About This Quiz

We owe a lot of laughs to late night television. Since the pioneering days of Johnny Carson, hosts have tried to reach his heights. If you were a late night host, which one would you be?
Which prop would you use during a comedy skit?
I would use a sock puppet.
I would use an airhorn.
I would use a feather boa.
I would use a car.

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What would be pictured on your set's background?
I would have a picture of New York City.
I would have a picture of the Constitution.
I would have a picture of a runway.
I would have a picture of Hollywood.

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What would you like least about being in front of a television camera?
I would probably take issue with my hair.
Nothing: I love the camera.
Well, I wouldn't like it if I was nude!
I wouldn't like the way it made my chin looked.

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Where in the US would you film your show?
I would film my show in Boston.
I would film my show in Washington, D.C.
I would film in New York City.
I would film in Los Angeles.

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Which television network should air your late night show?
TBS.
CBS.
E!
NBC.

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Which situation comedy do you like most?
"Life in Pieces."
"The Office."
"Modern Family."
"The Big Bang Theory."

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Who is there when you tell a knock knock joke?
Orange.
Me.
Banana.
Chicken.

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What comedy skit show do you like most?
"Saturday Night Live."
"Kids in the Hall."
"Monty Python's Flying Circus."
"The Fast Show."

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Which stand-up comedian do you like most?
Dave Chappelle.
Jeff Foxworthy.
George Carlin.
Carrot Top.

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Which stand up comedienne do you like most?
Tig Nataro.
Margaret Cho.
Amy Schumer.
Sarah Silverman.

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Which animated character do you find the funniest?
Homer Simpson.
Daffy Duck.
Lois Griffin.
Ned Flanders.

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Which musical act would you have on your show?
The White Stripes.
The Weekend.
Barbara Streisand.
Toby Keith.

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Which actor would you most like to interview?
David Caruso.
Alec Baldwin.
Morgan Freeman.
George Clooney.

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Which actress would you most like to interview?
Nicole Kidman.
Jennifer Lawrence.
Helen Mirren.
Julia Roberts.

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What would be the focus of your opening monologue?
I would talk about my hair.
I would talk about politics.
My focus would be celebrities.
My focus would be the news.

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How often do you watch late night shows?
I watch a few times a week.
I watch every night.
I watch them on DVR.
I watch if I can stay awake.

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If you had a late night mascot, what would it be?
It would be a my sidekick.
It would be a dancing flag.
It would be a poodle.
It would be a muscle car.

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Which late night host would be your rival?
Jay Leno.
Jon Stewart.
Johnny Carson.
Conan O'Brien.

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Which daytime talk show do you like most?
"The Ellen DeGeneres Show."
"Dr. Phil."
"The View."
"Steve Harvey."

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What do you usually watch before a late night show?
I watch sitcoms.
I watch the news.
I watch reality television shows.
I watch ESPN.

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What drink would be your late show sponsor?
Coke.
Moonshine.
Vodka.
Crystal Light.

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What TV chef would you interview on your show?
Gordon Ramsey.
Rachel Ray.
Emeril Lagasse.
Mario Batali.

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What time of day are you most active?
I'm a late night person.
I get the most done in the morning.
I'm an evening kind of person.
I am most active in the afternoon.

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Who would write your jokes?
I would write them.
I would have a team of writers.
I would have one writer to help me.
It would be a team effort.

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Who would you like to interview you?
Andy Richter.
John Oliver.
Sharon Osborne.
Ed Sullivan.

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How much make up would you wear on TV?
I would wear a lot of makeup.
I need a little touch up here and there.
I would like a full makeover before each show.
I would not like to wear make up at all!

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How would you dress for your show?
I would wear fun suits.
I would wear business suits.
I would wear sparkly gowns.
I would wear casual clothes.

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Are you camera shy?
I was born for the camera.
I can be a little camera shy.
They don't bother me.
It depends on the situation.

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Which song would you use for your theme song?
I would use a track by the Foo Fighters.
I would use a patriotic tune.
I would use a classic oldie.
I would use specially written music.

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What type of shoes would you wear on stage?
I would wear casual leather shoes.
I would wear dress shoes.
I would wear heels.
I would wear sneakers.

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