Which Crime Is Your Alter-Ego Most Likely to Commit?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Which Crime Is Your Alter-Ego Most Likely to Commit?
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About This Quiz

An alter ego is a separate self, different than your normal personality and is a very interesting thing.  While on the outside, you might appear to be someone who lives a perfect life and is a shining example of morality and a decent person to all around you, but when it comes to your alter ego, things could be a whole lot different. Is your alter ego something that resides deep within you, or is it something that is lurking just beneath the surface? In other words, if you are Dr. Jekyll, then who is your Mr. Hyde? Who is the Incredible Hulk to your Bruce Banner?  Maybe, just maybe you have no alter ego at all, and you are pure as the driven snow, but who knows? Maybe your dark side is just lying dormant.

Now, of course, you aren't going to do anything illegal, being a criminal is not your thing, you are way too smart for that, not to mention that you have morals, but if you were to cross the line, how would you do it?  We all know that it is sometimes hard to do what is right, but we also have some areas that are harder to be good than others are. What is the one type of crime that your alter ego might be drawn towards? If your dark side took over, what type of criminal might you be? Take this quiz to find out.

How would your friends describe you?
They'd say that I'm hardworking.
They'd say that I'm honest.
They'd say that I'm modest.
They'd say that I'm calm.

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Do you ever get tempted to take something that isn't yours?
Never!
Well, not that I would like to admit.
Maybe sometimes.
Sure.

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What bothers you most?
People that take things that are not theirs.
Liars.
People that have affairs.
People that make fools of themselves.

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What movie would you see?
"Ocean's 11."
"The Sting."
"9 1/2 Weeks."
"Fight Club."

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If you were a criminal, would you want to be part of a gang?
It might come in handy.
No, the more people that know things, the bigger the risk.
I don't think so.
Well, I do like a good party.

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How would your alter ego get out of prison?
They would try and escape.
They would talk their way out.
They would make friends with the guards.
They would fight their way out.

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Do you get turned on by making out in public?
Sure, who doesn't?
I guess I do a little.
No, that is gross.
I don't really think about that much.

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What would your alter ego's goal be?
To make lots of money.
To make fools out of people.
To do whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted.
To have a good time.

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Do you like parties?
Sure, who doesn't?
I like them okay.
Not really.
I hate them.

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Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
Not for a long time.
No way!
Yes, but I feel bad about it.
No, I wouldn't dare.

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What are you most likely to wear at the beach?
A thong.
Shorts.
Pants.
A bikini.

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If you saw someone stealing what would you do?
I'd tackle them.
I'd call the police.
I'd ignore it.
I'd help them.

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Would you like to go to spring break and party in a huge crowd of people?
Well, I guess so.
Sure!
Maybe.
No way.

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Do you ever lie to get out of trouble?
Rarely.
Never.
Sometimes.
Sure, I do that all the time.

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Have you ever been intimate in a car?
Well, sure I have.
Who wants to know?
I am not even sure what you mean.
No, but I have come close.

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Are you known as a hothead?
Kind of.
I hate to admit it, but yes.
Not really.
No way.

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When was the last time you got in a physical fight?
The other day.
It has been a while.
Not since I was a kid.
Never.

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Have you ever made up a fake social media profile?
No, but I have thought of it.
No, I hate that stuff.
Once, just for fun.
Yes, I have done it a few times.

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Did you shoplift when you were a kid?
Never.
Once and I felt bad.
No, but I thought of it.
No way.

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Where in your bedroom do you get dressed in the morning?
In the corner with the shades open.
Near the window with the shades closed.
In the corner with the shades closed.
Near the window with the shades open.

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What would be a good job for you?
A secret service agent.
A detective.
A fashion designer.
A judge.

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How nervous do you get when you see a policeman while driving?
Not at all.
Kind of.
Pretty nervous.
Very nervous.

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What is your least favorite show?
"Cops."
"CSI."
"Baywatch."
"Jersey Shore."

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What would be your least favorite part of being in jail?
Worrying about my stuff getting stolen.
Worrying about people messing with me.
Worrying about being around so many people.
Worrying about getting in fights.

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Do you try and talk your way out of traffic tickets?
Not usually.
Never.
Sure, why not?
It depends on the vibe I get from the officer.

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How often do you yell "WOOOO"?
All the time!
Umm. sometimes I guess.
I don't think I do that.
Never.

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What would you do if you found a wallet?
I'd turn it in to the police.
I'd keep it and wait and see if someone claims it.
I'd try and find the person who it belongs to.
I'd keep it.

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Do people tell you they can tell when you are lying?
Sometimes.
Yeah, I am an awful liar.
No, I am pretty good at it.
No one can tell.

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Have you ever had any dreams of being naked in public?
Yes, I love those!
Yes, those are awful.
Not ever.
Who wants to know?

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Do you like being in the middle of huge crowds?
Yeah, that is a rush.
Sometimes.
Not really.
No, I hate that.

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