Which Cartoon Villain Are You in the Morning?

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which Cartoon Villain Are You in the Morning?
Image: YouTube, The Movie DB

About This Quiz

Some people are only moody on Monday mornings or if they're woken up too early. Others are moody every single morning, so much so that they can be called villains. If you fit this description, then we've got a great quiz for you to try! Which cartoon villain are you most like in the morning? If you want to find out, let's read a bit more then get started. 

Are you Gargamel? Do you prey on others on a morning like Gargamel does the smurfs? Are you a bully like Monty Burns? Are you unsympathetic and insensitive when you wake up every day? Do you take advantage of others like Dick Dastardly? Do you lie, cheat and steal to get your way on mornings? Or you a meanie like Shredder? Do you not have a sense of humor and refuse to smile on mornings, even if you get your coffee? 

We get that it can be hard to smile as soon as you wake up, but you take it to another level. So if you're curious to find out whether you're a smurf terrorizer or a no-good racer, take our quiz. Maybe you'll be a little less moody and get a laugh out of it.

What is your morning wake-me-up?
Coffee.
A cold shower.
Screaming kids.
I don't wake up.

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What do you sleep in?
A robe.
A suit.
Disney pajamas.
Nothing.

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What is your morning drink of choice?
Coffee.
Hot tea.
Juice.
Milk.

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How many kids do you have?
Zero.
One.
Two.
Oh, who can count anymore.

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Where do you work?
At home.
At the office.
On the road.
I don't work.

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What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
Crawl to the shower.
Make breakfast.
Shove the kids off me.
Plan out my day.

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Who do you kiss first in the morning?
My partner.
No one, yuck.
My dog.
One of the little ones.

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What do you do after you are up and ready for the day?
Take a quick nap.
Read my emails.
Watch TV.
Read a book.

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What do you wish you would have eaten for breakfast?
A bagel with cream cheese.
Steak and eggs.
Anything with bacon. Actually, just bacon.
Fruit and yogurt.

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What annoys you most in the morning?
Other people.
Having to wake up.
My alarm clock.
Stumbling on toys.

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How do you get to work?
Public transportation.
My car.
A bike.
I work from home.

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Which morning cartoon will drive you nuts if you watch it one more time?
"The Smurfs."
"The Snorks."
"Power Puff Girls."
"Spongebob Square Pants"

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What kind of music do you listen to each morning?
Rock.
Classical.
Hip-hop.
Country.

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What do you do with the alarm clock each morning?
Hit the snooze.
Toss it at the wall.
Ignore it.
Nothing. I don't use an alarm clock.

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What time do you usually wake up?
4:00 a.m.
5:00 a.m.
6:00 a.m.
7:00 a.m. or later.

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Which item of clothing do you put on first?
Socks.
Underwear.
Shirt.
Undershirt.

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What do you add to your coffee?
Sugar.
Skim milk.
Creamer.
Nothing.

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How do you like your eggs prepared?
Scrambled.
Omelet.
Sunny side up.
Poached.

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Have you ever been late to work?
Yes, often.
Never, I'm the boss.
Maybe once or twice.
No, but it's been close.

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Where do you need to go in the morning?
Work. Ech.
A restaurant for breakfast.
A jog.
School.

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How do your friends wake up?
How would I know?
A call from me.
Why would I care?
Like a superhero.

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What do you consider a successful morning?
Getting out of bed.
Taking a shower.
Getting to work on time.
Eating my entire breakfast.

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What do you wash first in the shower?
Shower?
Face.
Arm pits.
Chest.

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What kind of morning driver are you?
A tired one.
I don't drive.
An erratic driver.
Laid back in traffic.

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How do you keep your breath fresh?
Mints.
Floss.
I brush my teeth.
I keep mouthwash with me.

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Do you clean in the morning?
Nope.
My breakfast dishes.
The clothes I left on the floor.
I have people for that.

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What do you do if the toaster breaks while making toast?
Eat the bread un-toasted.
Put the bread in the oven.
Throw the bread across the room and then stomp on it.
Forget it's even in the toaster and leave without it.

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Who do you talk to in the morning?
No one. I like it silent.
Myself.
The dog.
My kids.

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What do you read in the morning?
Nothing. Reading is deplorable.
A magazine.
A newspaper.
A book.

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Would you consider yourself a villain or hero?
A villain with odd moments of heroism.
A villain. Muahahaha!
A hero, but everyone else will think I am a villain.
I'm not sure, but being bad feels so good.

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