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About This Quiz
Just like actual dads, cartoon dads don't have to be biologically related to their charges to make a difference in their lives. Cartoon dads are meant to entertain and not necessarily be the best at parenting. Some are great, while others leave us scratching our heads. So which one of them do you think you'd be?
Which of these cartoons is your favorite?
"The Smurfs."
"Family Guy."
"The Powerpuff Girls."
"Hey Arnold!"
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How many children do you want?
As many as I can make.
Five or more.
Four.
Three kids are about as much as I can handle.
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Do you know how to change a diaper?
Of course, I’ve done it a million times.
Napkins and scotch tape?
I might put it on backwards but that’s okay.
I can wait until my partner gets back.
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What kind of dad are you or do you think you would you be?
I'd be a kind dad.
I'd be a neglectful dad.
I'd be an emotional dad.
I'd be a funny dad.
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What’s your relationship with your kid or kids (imaginary or real) like?
I would like to think that it's amazing.
Not the best.
It could be better.
Pretty good.
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Mom’s away. What are you most likely to give your kids for breakfast?
Oatmeal.
Nothing, they can fend for themselves.
Bacon and eggs.
Toast.
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What’s the best advice you could give your child?
Be kind to others.
Don't take crap from anyone.
Be aware of their surroundings.
Do what makes them happy.
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Your kid is being bullied, what do you advise them to do?
I tell them to kill the bully with kindness.
I tell them to knock the bully’s lights out.
I tell them to tell the teacher what’s going on.
I tell them to stand up for themselves but don’t get physical.
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For which of these reasons would you hire a babysitter for the night?
So that I could go out on a date with my spouse.
So that I could go get wasted.
So that I could get some much needed alone time.
So that I could go to a show.
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Which of these vacations do you think your children would enjoy the most?
Disneyland.
Cruise ship.
Road trip.
Camping.
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What do you think the best way to bond with your children is?
To have a heart to heart talk with them.
To watch TV with them.
To cook with them.
To do something fun with them.
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What would you do if your child brought horrible grades home?
Console them.
Shrug.
Punish them.
Scold them.
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Which of these situations is a nightmare for you?
My child getting into an accident.
My child doing drugs.
My child getting someone or becomimg pregnant.
My child getting arrested.
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How would you scare the guy taking your daughter to prom?
I wouldn’t do that.
He can keep her, I don’t care.
I’d whisper a threat in his ear.
I’d show him my gun collection.
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What’s the best thing about your dad?
He set a great example for me.
He’s very childish, so we get along perfectly.
He’s very supportive.
He’s a free spirit like me.
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Apart from your father, who is the most important person in your life?
My mother.
My pet.
My sibling.
My grandparents.
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Which of these sports will you be watching on your big screen TV?
Basketball.
Football.
Golf.
Baseball.
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What’s dinnertime in your house like?
Everyone helps prepare the food and the table.
My partner does all the work.
I do the cooking and washing up.
We order in all the time.
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Which of these qualities does your partner need to have?
Patience.
A nice butt.
Charisma.
A sense of humor.
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As a father, how many drinks would you say is too many?
Three.
There’s no such thing as too many.
Five.
One.
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Where would you go to have a drink?
To a friend’s house.
To the local bar.
The backyard.
The living room.
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Do you get along with your neighbors?
No I don’t.
Some of them, yes.
Of course I do.
I’ve never met them.
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What are you leaving your kids with when you die?
A foundation to succeed.
My good looks.
Money.
My love.
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