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If you found oil in your backyard, what would be the first thing you'd buy?
A shotgun.
A bow for your hair.
A cement pond.
A new hat.
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What is your highest level of education?
6th grade
College
Beauty school graduate
School of hard knocks
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If you catch a burglar in the act, what would you do?
Come away with a date the following night?
Shoot the burglar in the foot
Help the burglar who insists he is only taking your stuff from the home to repair it.
Sit down with the burglar for a long discussion on morals.
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What would you call a swimming pool, other than "swimming pool?"
Cement pond.
Duck pond.
Spa
Waste of time.
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How good are your cooking skills?
I like to eat a lot, but someone else cooks for me.
I'm the best cook in the kitchen.
My donuts and cookies are hard as a rock.
I can mix up a great 'possum and squirrel stew.
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How is your intelligence level among your friends?
I'm the smartest by far.
I'm a bit of an idiot.
I'm smart, but by far the prettiest.
In the middle, but the toughest.
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According to Jethro, "Uncle Jed can really turn a phrase." Which Jed quote is your favorite?
"Well Doggieees"
"Lower than a hog's chin on market day."
"Happy as a gopher in soft dirt."
"Tighter than a high string on a two dollar fiddle."
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Who is your favorite Beverly Hills celebrity guest star?
John Wayne
Pat Boone
Rich Little
Sammy Davis Jr.
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What is your favorite food?
Something gamey - rabbit, squirrel, deer, etc.
Pies, cakes, and cookies.
Something light and tasty.
Anything and everything.
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What is your favorite non-Beverly Hillbillies show in 1963?
Bonanza
Captain Kangaroo
I Love Lucy
Mister Ed
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If you became rich overnight, would you up and leave your home to move cross-country?
Absolutely!
If my family came with.
Well, I suppose.
Only kicking and screaming.
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Why would you move across country?
Better opportunity.
It's where I'm told I should live.
My family is moving.
To be a star.
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What personality best fits you?
Calm and approachable
Cranky and opinionated
Sweet as a peach
Goofy and funny
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What makes you happiest?
Being looked up to.
Thirst for knowledge
Making others happy.
Discovering something valuable.
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Where would you most like to vacation?
African safari.
Hollywood
Visit family back home.
The kitchen.
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What is your favorite Beverly Hillbilly episode name?
Granny goes to Hooterville?
Buzz Bodine, Boy General
Back to Californy
Jed buys the Freeway
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Who is your favorite supporting Beverly Hillbilly's character?
Milburn Drysdale
Jane Hathaway
Dash Riprock
Pearl Bodine
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What is your dream home?
Cabin in the woods.
Shack in the hills.
Beautiful Mansion in Beverly Hills.
Castle.
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If you had a dance named after you, what would it be called?
The slow drawl
Spittin' kitchen
Sweatheart's hoot
Bumpkin bounce
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Who is your favorite Beverly Hillbilly's main character?
Jed Clampett
Granny
Elly May Clampett
Jethro Bodine
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