Which All In The Family Member Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which All In The Family Member Are You?
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About This Quiz

"All In The Family" was one of the most groundbreaking shows on television; people say it was ahead of its time. Which family member is most like you?
How would you describe yourself politically?
I'm conservative.
I don't follow politics.
I'm moderate.
I'm liberal.

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Was "The Jeffersons" a good show?
No, it was awful.
I guess it wasn't that good.
It was pretty good.
It was great.

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Do you like a good argument?
Yeah, I love them.
No, they stress me out.
I don't like them much.
I can get into them from time to time.

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What do you think of hippies?
I can't stand them.
I don't think I know any.
They are pretty cool.
I am one.

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What musical artist would you choose to listen to?
Garth Brooks.
Ella Fitzgerald.
Green Day.
Phish.

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Have you ever been to Queens?
Yeah, it is awesome.
No, but it sounds interesting.
Yeah, it is a dump.
No, but it sounds boring.

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How much would you pay for your favorite beer at a bar?
Three dollars or less.
Between four and five dollars.
Six dollars.
Seven dollars or more.

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Do you like to clean?
Are you kidding? I never clean.
I do: it makes me feel satisfied.
Maybe a little.
Not much.

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Who wears the pants in your relationship?
I do.
My partner does.
It is about even.
I do, but just barely.

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How religious are you?
A little.
Very.
Not very.
Not at all.

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Are you into sports?
Totally.
Kind of.
Not at all.
Not really.

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Where would you go out on a Friday night?
The local bar.
A family restaurant.
A chain restaurant.
A farm to table restaurant.

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What do you do most around the house?
Watch T.V.
Chores.
Read.
Sleep.

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What kind of book would you read?
Sports.
Cozy mystery.
Romance.
Politics.

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Do you get mad watching the news?
Extremely.
I don't watch the news.
Not really.
Yes, but I keep it under control.

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Would you ever join a protest march?
No way.
Only if someone I liked asked me to go with them.
Sure I would.
Yes, and I have many times.

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What would be a good job for you?
A bar owner.
A housekeeper.
An actress.
A professor.

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When was the last time you made dinner for a group of people?
Last year.
Last night.
A few days ago.
A few weeks ago.

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Which politician would you consider voting for?
John McCain.
Ronald Reagan.
Hilary Clinton.
Bernie Sanders.

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Do you like things to change or stay the same?
Stay the same.
Stay the same, but things could always be better.
I like some change.
I like radical change.

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Would you make a good social worker?
No way.
Maybe, but it would be hard not to get too involved.
I think I would.
I would for sure.

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Which sport would you call your favorite?
Football.
Baseball.
Hockey.
Basketball.

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What might you say?
"Stifle yourself."
"You're home!"
"Is that all you think about? Dinner?"
"Gloria said I ruined her life."

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Do you believe in violence to solve problems?
Well yeah, of course.
As long as I am not the one doing it.
Only as a last resort.
No, not ever.

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You are stuck in a traffic jam, what do you do?
Lay on the horn.
Knit.
Check out my phone.
Take a nap.

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How often do you take selfies?
Never.
Hardly ever.
Often.
Sometimes.

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Do you often get in family fights at holidays?
Sure, all the time.
No, not ever.
Sometimes.
Often, but not always.

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What is your role in your family?
I am the head of the house.
I am the caregiver.
I am the invisible one.
I am the black sheep.

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Do you have a chair that only you sit in?
Yeah, doesn't everyone?
No, but someone else I live with does.
No, I don't get why someone would do that.
No, I sit anywhere I want.

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What would you get to eat at a baseball game?
A hot dog.
Nothing, I would just have water.
Fries.
Pizza.

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