Which '60s TV Hunk Was Made for You?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Which '60s TV Hunk Was Made for You?
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About This Quiz

Even if you didn't live through the 1960s, the television gods designated a TV hunk for you in that decade. Together, let us journey through time and sort out which one was meant for you.
Can your man keep a secret?
He's an open book.
If it's his secret.
No.
Yes.

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How clean cut is he?
He's a little rough around the edges.
He's clean cut but he's still a rogue.
He's 100% square.
He's clean cut but still manages to be eccentric.

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Is he classically handsome?
Yes.
In a roguish way.
No.
Not exactly, but he's got something...

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Does he know how to fight?
He doesn't need to since he's so bad.
He'll fight dirty.
He'll use a gun.
He's into martial arts.

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Does he believe in justice?
He does, and he practices it every day.
He does, but he knows the system isn't good enough to provide it.
He believes in the system.
Yes, and he'll do whatever it takes to preserve it.

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How funny is he?
Not really.
He's very witty.
He does his best, but he just isn't funny.
He's a comedic master.

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Is he rich?
He earns a good living.
He's well off.
He lives paycheck to paycheck.
He's loaded.

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How big is his chest?
Hulking. Massive.
It's not huge but toned.
It's a respectable size.
It's pretty big.

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How tall is he?
He's a giant.
He's a respectable height.
He's above average height.
He's average height.

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How long is his career?
He's still going.
He kept going for decades.
He petered out.
He kept his name alive right until his death.

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How successful is he outside of his TV show?
Not very.
Massively.
Not at all.
He's everywhere.

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What state is he from?
Illinois.
Oklahoma.
Michigan.
Washington.

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What's his signature style?
He's a typical tough guy.
He's a sexy scoundrel.
Mr. Clean Cut
He's a desirable playboy.

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What are you drinking together?
Beer.
Bourbon.
Red wine.
White wine.

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Who are his fans?
Women who like manly men.
Men and women alike.
Women who like pretty boys.
Children.

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Who is his role model?
Jack Johnson.
Dai Vernon.
Duke Kahanamoku.
Winston Churchill.

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Which celebrity do you think would identify your guy as their role model?
Clint Eastwood.
Matt Damon.
Ben Affleck.
William Shatner.

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If he were not a TV hunk, what might he be?
An Olympic weightlifter.
A professional poker player.
A surfer.
A philanthropist.

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Does he love the Old West?
It's his whole life!
He's carved himself a niche in the Old West.
Not really.
Not an iota.

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Does he look good in blue?
I have no idea, as I've never seen him in color.
He cuts a fine figure in blue.
By the time blue was on TV, he was getting a little old.
He looks amazing in every color.

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Can he do an accent?
No, I don't think so.
Yes.
I don't know.
He gets an A for effort.

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Do you mind him fading into obscurity?
I think that'd be hard for him to do!
I mind very much!
I don't mind.
So long as the memories that remain are fond, I'm happy.

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What network suits him?
Netflix.
Amazon.
CBS.
ABC.

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What is his theme song?
"Big Machine" by Ryan Miller.
"Shape of My Heart" by Backstreet Boys.
"Mud On My Boots" by Jon Pardi.
"Love The Way You Lie" by Eminem.

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What leading lady should be on his arm?
Jennifer Garner.
Krysten Ritter.
Kate Winslet.
Julia Roberts.

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What director would he work with?
James Gunn.
John Dahl.
Guy Ritchie.
Christopher Nolan.

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What modern star would he remind people of?
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
Mel Gibson.
Chris Pine.
Ed Westwick.

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If he ever left you, which he never would, but if he did, what form of transportation would he use?
A horse.
A horse-drawn carriage.
A police car.
The Batmobile.

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What word describes his smile?
Strong.
Charming.
Sly.
Wry.

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What modern show would he star in?
"Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."
"Burn Notice."
"The Wire."
"Daredevil."

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