Where in England Should You Live?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Where in England Should You Live?
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About This Quiz

From the rolling hills of Yorkshire to the dramatic cliffs of Dover, England has much more to offer than the hustle and bustle of London! Roughly the size of Maine, England is home to over 55 million people. As one of Europe’s hottest destinations, England attracts visitors from all over the world. If you were going for more than just a visit, where in England would be right the right place for you to take up residence?

Much like the United States, England is chock full of different regions that have distinct features and accents. From the posh living of the Cotswolds to the trendy, up-and-coming neighborhoods of London, you are guaranteed to find a place that best suits your lifestyle. Even if you want to live in a magical landscape dotted with medieval landscapes, you’re sure to find it in England.

Think about your standards of living and the things you need to be happy in life, and then decide what you find most important. Through this quiz, you'll find out where in England should you live. We’ll find your perfect location! Get out your passport, and carry on with the questions. Keeping calm is entirely up to you!

Are you okay with living in a small community where you can't escape your neighbors?
No, I'd hate that.
I'm alright with it.
I'd rather live in a larger place.
I love that idea.

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Are you a sports fan?
No.
A little.
I'm a big fan.
Only of certain, less popular ones.

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Do you like the sea?
It's okay, but in small doses.
It's pretty, but I prefer ponds.
No.
I love it.

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Are you capable of understanding the more obscure English accents?
Lord no!
I'm not great at it.
I'm pretty decent.
I'm an expert.

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Are you married?
No.
Yes.
It's complicated.
It's my second marriage.

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What is your favorite sport?
Quidditch
Billiards
Football
Shooting

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What South American country would you consider living in?
Brasil.
Chile.
Argentina.
Peru.

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Do you have kids?
No.
Yes, several.
Yes, a couple.
Yes, and they are grown up.

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Are you old?
No.
I'm a retiree.
I'm middle aged.
I'm very old.

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What is your preferred mode of transportation?
Bicycle.
Walking.
Trains.
Car.

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What do you like to do outdoors?
Get indoors.
Walk my dog.
See a sports event.
Shoot.

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Do you like isolation?
No.
I like to have the option to be isolated.
I'm not a fan.
I love it.

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Are you metropolitan?
Very.
I am, but I like to get away from things too.
I'm pretty metropolitan.
No.

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What Asian city would you consider living in?
Macau.
Anywhere in the Nara region.
Tokyo.
Ulaanbaatar.

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How often do you need to be in a city?
All the time.
From time-to-time.
Frequently.
Every once in a while.

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Do you need to be in the center of everything?
Yes.
I like being within striking distance of the center.
I don't mind being slightly off-center.
No.

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Do you own a dog?
No.
Yes, a Jack Russell.
Yes, a Yorkie.
Yes, a Labrador.

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What do you like to do indoors?
Make art.
Read.
Gamble.
Drink.

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What European country would you consider living in?
Holland.
Germany.
Spain.
Norway.

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Are you good at making friends in a busy environment?
Yes.
I'm friendly.
I'm very friendly.
No.

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What industry are you in?
Internet stuff.
I'm a day trader.
Media.
I run a local business.

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Do you mind lots of darkness?
Not even a little.
Not really.
I'm okay with it so long as I can have electric lighting.
No, I love the dark.

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Do you have sensitive skin?
No.
Not insofar as nettles go.
Somewhat.
Very much so.

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How much do you travel?
A lot.
Rarely.
Sometimes.
Never.

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Are you a big theater fan?
I love the theater.
It's fine every once in a while.
I go to the theater regularly.
I never go to the theater.

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Are you a member of many clubs?
Many.
One or two.
A handful.
None.

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What is your view on visiting Europe?
I'll do it, but not often.
I'll do it on special occasions.
I'll do it every now and then.
I'll do it a lot.

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How cool are you?
I'm so cool!
I'm an old fogey.
I'm a hard man.
I don't care about coolness.

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What region of America do you now live in?
The Northeast.
The Midwest.
The Rust Belt.
The Southwest.

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Which show best reflects how you view England?
"Skins"
"Inspector Morse"
"Eastenders"
"Poldark"

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