What Time Do You Belong In?

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
What Time Do You Belong In?
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About This Quiz

Many people feel like they were born in the wrong time period. Some may have missed their time by only a few decades, while others may be ahead of their time. The question is, which time period do you belong in?
How religious are you?
There ain't no God. Not from what I've seen...
I'm preoccupied with religion.
I'm obsessed with it.
I'm very religious.

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What languages do you speak other than English?
Spanish
Italian
Latin
French

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What empire was the best empire?
The American one!
The Holy Roman Empire
The Roman Empire
The British Empire

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Are you stuck up?
No, I hang loose.
I'm a bit of a snob about culture.
Only about religion.
Yes, about everything.

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Does child labor bother you?
Not too much
It bothers me a little.
It doesn't bother me at all.
Not even a little bit.

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Are you an art lover?
Nope
I adore Raphael.
I love early Christian art.
I love a good J. M. W. Turner.

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How interested in science are you?
I'm good as long as I have some dynamite.
I'm interested in science as it enters into art.
Not even a little.
I think machine tools are fascinating.

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How rugged are you?
I'm as rugged as a tank.
I'm effete.
I'm pretty tough.
I need my comforts.

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What climate do you like best?
Sonoran desert
Temperate but warm
Barren desert
Rainy but temperate

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What personal protection do you want to carry?
A rifle
A poignard
A sicar
A canon

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Which technology is the greatest?
The single action revolver
The construction crane
The catapult
The steam engine

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Which country would you want to live in?
The USA
Italy
Israel
England

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Which flavor of bias is least offensive to you?
Looking down on indigenous people
Looking down on non-Catholics
Looking down on monotheists
Looking down on anyone who isn't white and British and upper class

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What kind of food do you like best?
Steak
Gruel
Hummus
Bangers and mash

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Which movie do you like best?
"Tombstone"
"The Agony and the Ecstacy"
"The Ten Commandments"
"Mrs. Brown"

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Which politician is your favorite?
President Grant
Machiavelli
Josephus
William Lamb The Viscount Melbourne

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What would you like to use for transportation?
A horse
A herse
A donkey
A hansom

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Are you an art collector?
No
Yes! I love a good fresco.
I love a good mosaic.
I love a nice offensive sculpture of an ethnic stereotype.

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How are you with livestock?
I can herd cattle.
I'm useless.
I can shepherd sheep.
I know what they are worth.

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How are you with contracts?
I can't read.
I can navigate the law.
Not good at all.
Very good

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What do you know about steam engines?
I know they can be robbed easily.
Nothing
I know Mykonos of Alexandria invented one.
I know how to build them.

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What would you need to build a canal?
TNT
Engineers and a machine of some sort
A Roman legion
Thousands of Irishmen

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Which danger are you most okay with?
Death by exposure
The Black Death
Crucifixion
Consumption

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Which clothing item wouldn't you mind wearing?
Chaps
A cape
A toga
A very starchy shirt

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What sort of hat do you like the sound of?
Fedora
Tricorn
Shemagh
Top hat

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Do you believe in witches?
No way
Of course
I believe in wizards!
Yes, they are hiding everywhere!

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Is imperialism right or wrong?
It's inevitable.
It's necessary.
It's wrong.
It's great.

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What is a defining problem you'd like to tackle?
Lawlessness
Disease
Religious intolerance
Abuse of labor

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What would you consider a great opportunity?
Starting a silver mine
Inventing things
Starting a cult
Building a railroad across Africa

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Who would you like as an enemy?
Black hats
Heretics
Rome
Street urchins

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