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Would you ever whack a human cadaver with a riding stick?
Perhaps if it was just once.
Yes, repeatedly.
For what purpose?
It's highly unlikely I would ever do that.
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Would you make a good roommate?
Me? A roommate? I think not.
No.
There are very few people with whom I could share a residence.
I'm not sure, but I would give it a decent effort.
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Would you describe yourself as a "high functioning sociopath?"
Maybe something not quite as mental as that.
Undoubtedly.
I don't think I fit the characterization of a sociopath.
No.
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Would you show up at Buckingham Palace in nothing but a bedsheet?
Maybe, but probably not.
It depends on the circumstances.
I don't see why not.
Absolutely not.
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Do you have any siblings?
No.
I have more than one sibling.
I have a younger sibling.
I have an older sibling.
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How often do you cook?
Frequently.
Maybe once a week.
Rarely.
I can't say I've ever had the misfortune.
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Do heroes exist?
I don't know.
"Hero" is a relative term.
No, and if they did, "I wouldn't be one of them."
Yes.
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If your friend killed someone in the process of saving you from certain death, would you cover for them with the police?
Yes.
Probably.
I'm not sure.
I think I'd have to come clean.
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Do you remain calm under pressure?
Yes, but I sometimes struggle with mental clarity and stability when under sustained pressure.
I'd say so.
Yes, most of the time.
No, I totally panic.
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When is the last time you drove a car?
I don't drive.
It's been a while.
Not too long ago.
Within the last week.
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Are there some circumstances under which it is acceptable to use drugs for non-medicinal purposes?
Yes.
I'm not sure I'd say "acceptable."
I don't know.
No.
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Would you go out of your way to frustrate/irritate someone?
I'm not above pettiness.
Probably.
If I'm upset with someone, I confront them. If that doesn't work, then maybe.
No.
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Do you have many friends?
I have no use for friends.
I have a few.
I have a decent amount of friends.
Yes, I have a lot of friends.
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Do you enjoy solving mysteries?
Yes, it's entertaining.
Sure, it's fun enough.
Yes, but I enjoy plenty of other things even more.
Not particularly.
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Have you ever considered faking your own death?
Yes, and in great depth.
I've considered it once or twice.
I've very briefly considered it in the past.
No.
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Does it matter whether or not you get credit for your achievements?
No.
Not really, but it annoys me a bit when other people get to take the credit.
Kind of, yes.
Definitely, yes.
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Is love a mystery?
Well, the chemistry is really very simple. So no.
Love is dangerous.
I'm not sure it exists.
Yes.
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Have you ever smoked cigarettes?
Yes, and I still do on occasion.
I'm a frequent smoker.
I used to smoke.
No.
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Are you trusting?
I have been given absolutely no reason to trust anyone.
Not usually.
It depends on the person.
Yes, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt.
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How long can you stay in your apartment/residence without leaving?
Weeks...months, even.
A couple weeks.
Maybe about five days.
Two days.
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How are your social etiquette skills?
Nonexistent, and I don't care to learn.
They're fairly horrible.
I'm socially awkward.
They're not too shabby.
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Do "the rules" apply to you?
No.
It depends on the rule.
Most of the time, yes.
Of course they do! Rules exist for a reason.
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