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What Kind of Predator Are You When You're Mad?

By: Brian Whitney

4 min

What Kind of Predator Are You When You're Mad?

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About This Quiz

Anger is a funny thing. All of us know that person who is all cool about everything until they get mad, then the fangs totally come out. They just go about their day, laughing and smiling and being nice to everyone, not even giving people around them any sign that they have a dangerous side. Then something makes them angry, and they turn into a raving lunatic. Anger does that to a lot of us. We can turn from Dr. Bruce Banner into the Incredible Hulk in the blink of an eye.

What about you? What kind of predator are you when you get mad? Are you the type to rally all of your friends and family to your side and to gang up on someone? When you get angry, do you lay in wait and then just come out with a quick, deadly strike or do you just run in and show your rage right away?

Or maybe you are one of the worst predators to deal with of all when you are totally mad, the type that pretends everything is okay, and they aren't mad at you at all but is just waiting for the perfect time to ruin your life. So much anger in the world, and so many different types of predators. Which one are you most like when you are mad?

What do you do if someone insults your best friend?

Talk badly about him to all your other friends.

Ask them to stop, but if they don't its game on.

Hit them with a quick roundhouse kick.

Plot a devious way to ruin their life.

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What would be a good job for you at a bar?

Manager.

Bartender.

Bouncer.

Bookkeeper.

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What do you hate most about the news?

The ads.

The politicians.

I don't watch the news.

The reporters.

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Would your friends describe you as sneaky?

Some of them might.

Not if they know what is good for them.

Nobody would call me sneaky.

Sure, I am sneaky.

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What type of movie would you like to see?

A buddy movie.

A thriller.

A western.

A vampire movie.

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What do you do if someone insults you in a comment on FB?

Troll them mercilessly.

Insult them.

Tell them to shut up.

Act nice but insult them to other friends in messages.

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Someone is giving you a hard time at a bar, what do you do?

Gang up on him with your friends.

Wait until his back his turned then shove him.

Pick him up in the air and give him an airplane spin.

Complain to the manager.

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Do you meditate?

No, but I have tried.

Yes, I do it often.

I do it from time to time.

I have never tried.

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What is your life philosophy?

Just hang out with friends and have a good time.

Leave me alone and I will leave you alone.

I just like to relax and enjoy nature.

Nothing is better than a free ride.

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How do you get most of your money?

I am in a business with some friends.

I own a business myself.

I work hard for it.

I get money from other people.

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What do you do when you are really upset about something?

Talk it over with someone I trust.

Keep it inside but think about it constantly.

Punch something.

Ignore it.

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How many fights have you been in?

A few.

One.

A whole bunch.

None.

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What would you do on a lazy summer day?

Go for a run.

Lay in the sun.

Take a swim.

Go out to eat.

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Are you always hungry?

No, I eat regularly.

I hardly eat at all.

I usually am.

I am starving all the time.

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Do you mess with people a lot?

In a joking way I do.

No, I totally mind my own business.

I try not to.

Sure, I do it all the time.

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Did you get in a lot of trouble at school?

Yeah, just for talking too much.

No, I kept to myself.

I got in some.

No, they never caught me doing things.

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What might you be doing at a party?

Mingling and having a good time.

Hitting on people.

Chilling out in a corner.

Stealing a beer out of the fridge.

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What do you do when getting mad at someone while driving?

Flip them off.

Follow them.

Scream at them.

Call the cops on them.

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What do you do when your boss yells at you?

Make fun of him to all my coworkers.

Tell him to never do that again.

Ask him to step outside.

Smile and take it, while making plans to ruin his life.

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Do you want people to know when you are mad at them?

I don't care either way.

No, I like to surprise people.

For sure.

No, I never want them to know.

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How do you work out?

I play a team sport.

Yoga.

I lift weights.

I don't.

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Do you ever lay in bed thinking about things you want to do to someone you don't like?

Not very often.

Yes, then I do it to them the next day.

No, that is a waste of energy.

I do that all the time.

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How often do you fight with your friends?

A lot, but we always make up.

Never. I only fight with people I don't like.

It has happened a few times.

I don't really fight with anyone.

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What do you do when fighting with your significant other?

I don't fight with that person.

I bring up different bad things they have done.

Yell a lot.

Give them the silent treatment.

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What do you do when mad at someone in customer service on the phone?

Try and be calm and nice.

Hang up on them.

Yell at them.

Complain about them to their manager.

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Which of these movies would you watch?

"An American Werewolf in London"

"Snakes on a Plane"

"The Muppets"

"Jurassic Park"

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Do you feel like it's good for you to let your anger out at times?

Sometimes I think it might be.

No, bad things always happen.

For sure I do.

I don't ever let it out.

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What do you do if someone asks you to stop talking to them?

I stop talking, obviously.

I ignore them. Forever.

Yell at them.

Keep talking to them.

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What reality show do you like the most?

"Jersey Shore"

"Survivor"

"Naked and Afraid"

"Big Brother"

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Have you ever broken or destroyed something of someone else's when you're mad at them?

No, that isn't cool.

I did it once, but felt kind of dumb.

Sure, I do it all the time.

No. I should try that.

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