What % Sex Smart Are You?

By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
What % Sex Smart Are You?
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About This Quiz

The human mind is capable of some amazing things, not the least of which is its ability to retain knowledge. You can literally spend your whole life learning and, unlike even the most advanced computer in existence, you will never run out of space. You can consume knowledge and experience new things each and every day and keep building up what you know into bigger and better things. Your smarts never have to get stagnant if you don't want them to. That's as true for math smarts as it is for sex smarts. It's all in how you go about learning and experiencing new things. 

As with any kind of knowledge, your sex smarts depend on how much time you spend studying. No one is born into this kind of knowledge; you have to work at it. And work hard. You have to be dedicated to wanting to experience and know more than just the basics. Even animals know the fundamentals, after all. You need to prove yourself by going a little bit above and beyond. That is, if you expect to actually have any sex smarts to speak of. So the question now is: Do you? Take the quiz and see!

Do you know who Dr. Ruth is?
Doesn't everyone?
I know the name.
No clue
She's that tiny lady, right?

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Do you know how many sexual positions were mentioned in the original Kama Sutra?
64
Around 100
There's more than four?
More than 50

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Do you know how many calories you burn when you have sex?
180 to 240 an hour
400 an hour
600 to 700 an hour
150 an hour

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Believe it or not, the World Health Organization has statistics on how much sex happens every day. So, uh, how many sex acts happen every day?
Around 200 million
100 million or so?
Well, there are 7 billion people so, like, 2 billion or so?
500 million

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People enjoy sex at pretty much any age, but you need to be smart about it. What age group are the worst at using protection?
Senior citizens
People in their 20s
Teens?
People in their 30s

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What's the best health benefit of having sex?
It's good for your heart.
It relieves stress.
It helps you lose weight.
It can relieve pain.

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If you go to the doctor to get tested for STDs, how many different things can they test you for?
More than 20
About 10
Like, three
A dozen or so

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Is it normal to fantasize about other people even when you're in a relationship?
Of course!
Sometimes
No, it's not.
Not all the time, but sure.

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Which of these do women find most attractive in a man?
The way he smells
His shoes
His taste in music
His eyes

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Do you know how long it takes the average woman to reach an orgasm during sex?
10 to 20 minutes
30 to 40 minutes
One or two minutes
5 minutes

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Some women require a little more stimulation than just simple sex alone. How many women are able to reach orgasm just from intercourse?
1/3
1/2
All of them
1/5

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How many sexual partners have you had in your life so far?
More than 10
A couple
None
Over five

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How did you do in sex ed when you were in school?
I was awesome.
I only took one or two classes.
My school didn't teach sex ed.
I did pretty well.

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Have you ever read any books about human sexuality?
Many
One
None
A couple

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How much do you know about Alfred Kinsey?
Tons
Not much
I don't know who that is.
I saw the movie with Liam Neeson!

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Do you know what a munch is?
I've been to some.
I'm not really sure.
Wut?
I do.

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What's your opinion on monogamy?
If that's what you're into, that's fine. If it's not, that's fine too.
Seems like the best way to have a relationship.
It's the natural way for humans to be.
Overrated

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So, can a guy fake it or not?
Of course!
I'm not sure why a guy would.
Obviously not.
It's possible, sure.

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Is sex in a pool a good idea?
Strictly speaking? No. But it could still be fun.
It could be dangerous.
Sounds good to me.
Depends on the kind of pool and how careful you are.

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Has science actually proven where the G-spot is?
Scientists have gone back and forth over the anatomical nature--and even existence--of it, but most people with vaginas agree that there's definitely something there.
Not yet
Of course
Some studies have

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What's the best method of birth control?
Abstinence
The pill
Spermicidal lubricant
Condoms

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How effective is abstinence-only education?
Not super effective at all
As effective as any other education
Seems pretty good
It should be taught with other stuff.

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Ballpark figure here. How many different positions do you think you've tried?
More than a dozen
Three
None yet
Less than 10

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Do you know what a paraphilia is?
A fetish, in so many words
Sounds familiar, but I can't recall
No clue
Something you're into

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Have you ever tried bondage?
Many times
Thought about it, but not really
Never
Once or twice

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What's the best way to suggest something new in the bedroom to your partner?
Just come out and say it.
Put on a movie that includes it.
Leave hints in your search history.
Casually lead a discussion in that direction.

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What's the best way to tell your partner you're not into something they're doing?
Just tell them clearly.
Try to shift their focus.
Leave.
Suggest something new.

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Would you ever consider having sex outdoors?
Would and have!
Maybe, if it were somewhere private.
I doubt it.
Sounds fun to me!

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Would you be cool with your parents seeing your search history?
Oh, hell no.
Er ... maybe?
Sure!
I'm going to say no.

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Have you ever filmed yourself in the act?
Many times
Pics, but no film
Never
Once

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