Tell Us About Your Relationship and We'll Tell You What to Cook for Your Significant Other on Valentine's Day!

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Tell Us About Your Relationship and We'll Tell You What to Cook for Your Significant Other on Valentine's Day!
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About This Quiz

Let's be real here; relationships can be tricky. But, while some relationships seem like they are floating on clouds of delicious whipped cream, others nit-pick at whether or not it's whip or whipped cream. However, in the end, we tend to love the relationships we are in for what they are. Loving, comforting or a bit intense, all relationships are different and have their perks. 

Valentine's Day is a day to celebrate those perks in your relationship, but what should you cook? Well, look no further than your relationship itself. Are the two of you well-established and have worked out the kinks that come with living together? Perhaps comfort food will only solidify your love. Are you new to the game and still in the honeymoon phase of your life together? Maybe, then you have enough spark to turn the simple into something fabulous!

These questions about your relationship will help determine the perfect Valentines Day meal for you and your significant other. From how you argue and what you usually argue about, to who gets to the shower first and who drives the car? It's time to find out if you are more seafood or steak, chicken, or something else! Take this quiz and have your most romantic Valentines Day ever!

How long ago did the two of you meet?
Over 20 years ago.
About 15 years ago.
Ten years ago.
Less than five years ago.

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What do you usually have for dinner?
We each do our own thing.
Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.
We order take out a lot.
We usually cook something light and simple.

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How often do you eat out?
Twice a week.
Three times a week.
Four or more times a week.
Once a month.

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How often do you kiss in public?
In public? We rarely kiss anywhere.
We kiss a lot at home, rarely in public.
All the time. We're what you'd call peckers.
PDA is totally our thing.

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Do you hold hands while you walk together?
That's weird.
For like a minute.
When my partner is feeling affectionate.
That's our jam.

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How often do you argue?
I really can't remember our last argument.
We're that couple that will argue about anything. You should have seen the peanut butter argument of '05. That was a doozy.
We don't argue. You know, because we're both way too passive aggressive to do that.
I think we're still in our honeymoon phase because our arguments begin and end with a kiss.

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How do you argue?
We get irritated with each other but are pretty good at hiding that irritation by now.
It's bitter and we say things most couples would consider relationship-enders.
We go straight to not talking to each other until the kids drive us crazy and we are forced to.
As passionately as we make up.

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What was your last argument about?
Probably money.
Whether or not it was my turn to buy the toilet paper.
Mommy issues.
My partner saw an old picture of my ex and it stirred up controversy.

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Who does the cooking in your relationship?
We try to cook together.
I always do.
My partner always does.
I guess we order out too much to say either of us has that duty.

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How did the two of you meet?
We met online when online dating wasn't cool.
We were at a bar and both too wasted to know any better.
A couple of friends thought we looked cute together.
I asked my partner out on a whim. We were strangers.

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How often do you go out on a date?
Aww, that's a cute question.
Maybe a couple times a year.
Several times a month.
We like to keep it alive, so we go out on dates all the time.

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What do you consider a date?
Around 30 minutes together without kids. And yes, that might even mean sleeping.
Heading out of the house together, eating, movies, the Gap, or Lowe's anywhere will do.
Dressing up all fancy and stuff and going to a place we love.
Hitting the town to get into a few dance battles.

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Who drives the car in your relationship?
I think over time that has evolved to me.
It just depends whose car we're driving.
My partner does.
First come, first serve.

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How messy is your house?
I think we cleaned it last in '08.
Twice a month it isn't too bad: we have a housekeeper come.
We're both pretty good at cleaning up.
It's always clean. You never who's going to show up uninvited.

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What is your biggest pet peeve about your partner?
They leave socks everywhere.
They take 2.5 hours to get ready to go everywhere but then gets mad that she has to wait 10 minutes for me to hop in the shower.
They eat food and pretends to hide it: yeah like I didn't see the cupcake wrapper hidden in the garbage!
I stink at buying gifts and my partner doesn't.

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Who has the stinkiest feet?
That's a nightly competition.
I'd say I do.
It's probably my partner.
I say it's me, but really it's my partner.

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How do you two pay the bills?
I pay all of them because my partner is bad at it.
My partner usually pays them because I prefer to buy things that are fun.
We each have set bills that we pay.
I'm guessing my partner because I don't, and the power hasn't been shut off yet.

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What do you enjoy most about your partner?
Our conversations.
Their humor.
Their smile.
The way we look at each other.

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What do you enjoy least about your partner?
Their bad dad jokes.
Their messiness.
Their bad money skills.
They're not romantic at all.

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Who controls the TV remote?
Let's just say we watch a lot of Brave TV.
Me.
I get the access only when my favorite football team is playing.
We both have our shows and DVR so it doesn't matter.

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Who is the strict one with the kids?
Neither of us are very strict.
We're both pretty strict.
My partner.
I guess that would be me.

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How often do you say "I love you"?
Not often enough.
All the time.
On special days.
Each morning and each night.

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Who is the primary bread winner?
I am.
My partner is.
We both share that responsibility.
I guess we both just do our own thing and don't think about that stuff.

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What is something fun that the two of you share?
We watch tv together each night before bed.
We cook together.
We go to the drive-in together.
We always shop together.

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Whose friends are "your" friends?
I think we have a mix of both of our friends.
We mostly hang out with my partner's old friends.
We pretty much hang out with my old friends.
We made new friends together.

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Do you have any pets?
No, just the kids.
We have dogs, woof!
We have cats, meow!
Yes, we have this thing called a zoo around here.

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What type of movie do you usually watch together?
Thrillers.
Mysteries.
Romance.
Comedies.

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Do you and your partner share hobbies?
Not unless my partner suddenly enjoyed collecting "pieces of paper" I like to call baseball cards.
We both enjoy working out together.
Not really.
Yes, well, I guess we just like to do what the other person is doing.

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What would your partner do if an ex showed up to the bar and bought you a drink?
I'd laugh and drink the drink.
I'd probably tell the server to bring the drink back.
I'd start cracking my knuckles.
I'd give a snarky glance.

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Who is the first to the shower?
I usually wake up a couple hours earlier.
My partner gets first dibs.
Whoever is up first.
I have no idea.

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