Tell Us About Your Dog and We'll Guess Which Truck You Own

By: Mark Lichtenstein
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us About Your Dog and We'll Guess Which Truck You Own
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About This Quiz

There is only one thing cooler than a dog, and that is a dog that is riding in a truck. If you own a truck, you are probably a pretty down to earth person, someone that is hardworking, loyal and easy to get along with. No wonder you like dogs!  We are sure that your dog is the coolest one in the whole world, other than ours obviously.

The thing is though, while a good dog (and all of them are good when it comes right down to it) is going to like any old truck that you put them in, some trucks go better with different types of dogs. Just as it is hard to imagine a chihuahua cruising around in a big old Ford F-150 work truck with tools all over the floor, it is also hard to imagine a 200 pound Great Dane riding in a Toyota Tacoma with its head out the window. Of course, if you have a yellow lab, they could probably look good in pretty much any truck; they should give one of them away when you buy a truck at the dealership.  Take this quiz and see if we can guess what truck you own. Good boy.

Is your dog a working dog?
Yes, and that's what I use it for.
Yes, but I don't know what it was bred for.
No
Yes, but I use it for companionship.

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How well trained is your dog?
Very well trained
Obedient
Very disobedient
Obedient and can perform a few tasks

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How cuddly is your dog?
Average
Not very
Pretty cuddly
Extremely cuddly

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How well groomed is your dog?
It's clean.
It gets dirty, so I rinse it off every day or two.
I take it to a groomer once a month.
It's a dog. It's not supposed to be clean.

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Is your dog chipped?
What's that?
No, just collared
Do you mean fixed?
Yes

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Is your dog fixed?
No
No, but it will be soon.
No, I think it's immoral.
Yes

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Does your dog wear any tech?
No
Yes, a GPS
Yes, a camera
Yes, an LED collar

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Does your dog take off after wildlife when on walks?
Yes
No, I keep it on a leash.
No, it never leaves the city.
No, mine is trained to listen to me when I say no.

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How many dogs do you have?
3
2
4+
1

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Does your dog play well with other dogs?
Mostly
Usually
No
Always

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Is your dog friendly?
To people it knows, yes
Not to strangers
Not to anyone
Very friendly

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Do people compliment you on your dog?
No, not really
Never
Sometimes
All the time

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Is your dog adopted?
I went to a rescue.
I went to a breeder.
I went to a pet shop.
I went to the pound.

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When did you get your dog?
It was an adolescent.
It was an adult.
I don't know how old it was.
It was a puppy.

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Do you go crazy for puppies?
Not really
A bit
Yes, but no more than I do for small dogs.
Yes! Puppies!

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How quickly does your dog go through toys?
It takes a few months.
It takes a few weeks.
Minutes
It keeps them for years.

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What is your dog's favorite toy?
A rubber bone
Real bones
A stuffed animal with bells
Balloons

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Does your dog watch TV?
Yes
Only if I'm watching.
No
It will watch what I watch, whatever it is.

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Do you own other pets?
No
Yes, a bird
Yes, cats
Yes, another dog

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Can your dog track?
Yes, it's what it's for.
Yes, but only food.
No
Yes, it can find my anywhere.

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Can your dog retrieve?
Yes, I use it for that all the time.
Yes, but I don't do it much.
No
Yes, it's what it was bred for.

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Does your dog freak out when there is thunder?
Not usually
Not ever
It pees everywhere when there is thunder.
It needs a cuddle.

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Is your dog good around kids?
Usually
Not really
No, it bites.
Yes

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How long does it take your dog to chew through a bone?
Seconds
A minute
Forever
A couple minutes

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Would your dog be a decent junkyard dog?
No, that's not what it is trained for.
Yes
No, it's too small.
No, it's too friendly.

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Would your dog defend you if you were attacked by a person?
Yes, with its life.
"Defend" would quickly change into "kill for."
No, it would cower and pee.
Yes, it would change from teddy bear to actual bear.

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Does your dog do a little dance when it knows you're going for a walk?
Sometimes
No, it just waits by the door.
No, it uses a pee pad.
Yes! It bounces around like a cartoon.

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Do you give your dog a treat at bedtime?
Usually
Sometimes
No
Always!

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When does your dog wake up?
Dawn
Pre-dawn
The crack of noon
About 9 a.m.

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What game makes your dog happiest?
Retrieving birds
Tug of war
Howling when I'm trying to sleep
Fetch

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