Tell Us What's in Your Cart and We'll Guess if You'd Rather Shop Black Friday or Cyber Monday

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Tell Us What's in Your Cart and We'll Guess if You'd Rather Shop Black Friday or Cyber Monday
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About This Quiz

Some people are online shoppers, but others are more into the rough-and-tumble of going there in person and fighting over the best deals. Which are you?
What are you buying?
Everything
A computer
Furniture
Clothing

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What's your budget?
Huge
Monstrous
Middle
Tiny

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How savvy are you?
Not very
Reasonably
Somewhat
Really not at all

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Would you blow your budget for the perfect item?
Totally
No, I have a rigid plan.
Probably not
I might have no choice.

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Do you own a tent?
No, why?
Of course
I will!
I hate tents.

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Would you get up at the crack of dawn?
I always do.
I haven't been to bed.
I totally would.
Nah

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Would you stay up overnight?
No need
Definitely
Probably not
No, and I would sleep late.

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Do you honestly rather like shoving people?
I love it!
I like it.
I hate it.
I can handle it.

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Do you mind crowds?
I love them.
I like them.
I hate them.
I can deal.

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Would you be embarrassed to be seen on TV behaving like a crazy person?
I would like that!
I would love that.
I would die of embarrassment.
I would mind, but not very much.

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Are you buying things that need to be delivered anyway?
Mostly not
Some of them yes
Yes
No

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Do you want to feel like you're part of the most capitalist process in the world?
Yes please!
Double yes please!
No
I really don't but I am willing to accept it.

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How important is Christmas to you?
Very
Supremely
Not really
Not at all

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Do you travel for Thanksgiving?
No
No, only after it, to the mall.
Yes, domestically
Yes, abroad

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Do you feel vicious?
I sure do.
Positively hateful, yes
Not at all
Just a smidge

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How ambitious are you?
Fairly
Extremely
A little
Middling amount

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How materialistic are you?
I am very.
Scarily so
Moderately so
Not at all

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Are you in this for the stuff, or to beat other people?
To win, mostly
To defeat my enemies, obviously
For the stuff
I don't even know any more.

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How much do you plan what you buy?
Mostly, with some flexiibility
To the item
I adapt if I have to.
I buy whatever is there.

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Do you like to touch things before you take them home?
I like to, briefly.
Of course, you have to be thorough.
Nah
If I can.

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How upset would you be if you bought something then realized you couldn't return it?
I would be annoyed.
I would understand that is just the price of these things.
I would die.
I would not care at all.

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Do you wear a more average or a more unusual size?
Slightly bigger or smaller
Totally standard
Very unusual
I adjust things so they fit.

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Do you trust what you see online?
Sometimes
No
Yes
Often

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Do you have a car?
I have an SUV.
I have a truck.
No
I have a Mini.

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Do you have a good strong back and a sensible pair of shoes?
Yes
Yes, and armor
No
I have one of those things.

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Do you like feeling like you played the system?
I don't mind.
Yeah!
Sort of
I like feeling like the system played me.

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How much do you procrastinate?
A smidge
Not at all
A lot
So, so much

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How much do you second-guess yourself?
A little
Not at all
Quite a bit
As much as possible

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Could you ever confront someone face to face?
If I must.
Yes, please!
No
I would, but then I would feel sick and probably puke.

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How important is it to you that your kids have the newest thing?
It's very important.
It's the only way they will ever feel my love.
It's a little important.
I don't care.

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