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About This Quiz
The Northwest has it all going on, from hip cities, abundant nature, and the gorgeous and rugged coast. But is it for you? Should you move to the Northwest?
Are you a big fan of Dick's Drive-In?
I have never heard of it.
No, I only eat organic.
Sure, that place is pretty cool.
Oh man, that place is the best ever.
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What do you think of legalized marijuana?
It is an awful idea.
I don't care either way.
It seems to make sense.
It's the best idea ever.
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Is it important for you to live around mountains or oceans?
I have never lived around either.
I need mountains where I live.
Oceans are where it is at.
Got to have both.
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What do you think of grunge?
Is that something that gets on dirty dishes?
Grunge was always awful.
It was cool, but it is over.
Grunge is the best thing ever.
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Do you mind a lot of rain?
I can't stand that.
No one likes rain.
I can deal with it.
I don't mind it: I can slow down and get things done.
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What do you think of craft breweries?
I don't drink.
I don't care about them.
They are cool.
They are the best.
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Ever met a lumbersexual?
What are you talking about?
No, but I have seen them.
Yeah of course.
I am a lumbersexual.
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Are beards hip?
I am not sure.
Yes, and they look stupid.
Yeah, they have been for a while.
No, they are cool.
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Are you a coffee snob?
I don't drink coffee.
No, I will drink any kind of coffee.
Maybe a little.
Yeah, I totally am.
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Do you like to ride bikes?
I haven't since I was a kid.
Not really.
Sure, sometimes.
I ride them all the time.
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What do you think of the Oklahoma City Thunder?
They're the best team ever.
They are okay.
I don't like them.
Ever since they moved from Seattle I have hated them.
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Do hipsters live in the Northwest?
I don't know.
Yeah, a whole bunch of them do.
I am a hipster.
I am surrounded by them!
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Have you ever been on a houseboat?
No, I have never even been on the ocean.
No, but I have seen them.
Yeah, once I have.
Sure, I have been on them a lot.
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How important is a local music scene?
I could care less, I never go out.
Not very important.
Kind of important.
Totally important.
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Do you eat mostly local?
I don't know, I just go to the supermarket.
Not usually.
I try.
Almost always.
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What do you do when you get three inches of snow?
I don't know, it never snows where I am.
Normal stuff, I am careful when driving.
Pfft. Three inches is nothing.
I panic!
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Do you carry an umbrella when it rains?
Sure, why not?
Sometimes.
Hardly ever.
No way! Umbrellas are for wimps.
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Which football team would you root for?
New England Patriots all the way!
I live for the Dallas Cowboys.
The Los Angeles Raiders play a good game.
The Seattle Seahawks rock my world!
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Would you go swimming if the water temperature was 67 degrees?
No, that sounds awful.
No, but I might dive in.
Sure, for a little while.
Of course, that sounds balmy.
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How often do you go to farmers markets?
I have never been to one.
I have been a couple times.
I go often.
I go weekly.
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How do you like your beaches?
I have never been to a beach.
Crowded and filled with people to look at.
I like them to be near good restaurants and bars.
I like them to be mostly empty with a lot of room to myself.
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How into hiking are you?
Not at all.
I have done it a few times.
I do it regularly.
I do it all the time.
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Do you like funky coastal towns?
I don't know if I have ever been to one.
They are okay.
Yeah, they can be fun.
Totally, every time I go to one I want to move there.
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What is tying you down right now?
I wouldn't want to leave my friends.
I wouldn't want to leave my family.
I wouldn't want to leave my job.
Nothing!
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Do you like to eat crab?
in what way?
Not really.
Sure, crab is good.
Yeah, it is the best thing ever.
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