Pretend You're Rich as Heck And We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign

By: Jody Mabry
Estimated Completion Time
5 min
Pretend You're Rich as Heck And We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
Image: Shutterstock

About This Quiz

Have you ever dreamed of splurging on an all-expense paid trip for the vacation of your dreams? We're talking a private jet to anywhere in the world with a luxurious five-star stay at a secluded all-expenses-paid resort. That's only for the rich, right? Well, what if you were that rich? What if you could buy anything you wanted any time you wanted without ever glancing at your bank account - ever! We've all had those fantasies of being rich. But how would your lifestyle actually change? 

Would you impulsively spend your money away on friends, family, and play as a Sagittarius would? Or would you shuffle your cash into quiet, yet safely growing investments as a Cancer would? 

Zodiac signs can help determine not how you will make your money, but rather how you will use it when you have it. So, while a Cancer may play it safe, an idealistic Aquarius just may go from wealth to poverty while trying to make the world a better place. 

So, pretend you are rich and let's see how you would really spend your money? Do you enjoy a life of luxury, ensure your family is well taken care of, or live modestly as a wealthy philanthropist. It's all up to you - and of course, your sign that seems to dictate and prophesize nearly every action you will take in life.

Pretend you are rich and we'll guess your Zodiac sign! You might be surprised - after all, you can't hide from the stars. 

How much money would you consider as "rich?"
$500,000,000
$50,000,000
$1billion.
If you're that rich you just don't bother counting.

Advertisement

How did you get your money?
Inheritance.
A little inheritance, and a lot of hard work.
I earned my way in media.
I had a start-up that exploded.

Advertisement

What kind of a car do you drive?
Koenigsegg One
Ferrari F60 America
Lamborghini Veneno
Mansory Vivere Bugatti Veyron

Advertisement

What is your friend situation?
I have a ton of friends. After all, I am the life of the party.
I prefer to keep just a few close friends. When you're rich, you can't just trust anyone.
My family are my friends.
I don't have friends, but I have a huge entourage.

Advertisement

How much cash do you keep on you at any given time?
No less than $1,000.
My chauffer handles the money.
I only keep my no-limit credit card.
I just grab a few stacks off my desk.

Advertisement

Who is your favorite clothing designer?
Giorgio Armani
Heinrich Deichmann
Amancio Ortega
Bernard Arnault

Advertisement

How much would you expect to spend on a meal of spaghetti and meatballs?
We only eat spaghetti in Italy, so I guess the trip would be in the tens of thousands.
$75.
At least $100. I won't eat a meal for less.
Nothing. Everything is free for me.

Advertisement

What do you like to do on vacation?
Nothing. Just what I do at home.
Fish for sharks.
Search for lost cities in the Amazon.
Play at the Cannes Film Festival.

Advertisement

How do you get to your family's castle in Scotland?
Yacht.
Private jet.
We don't like to flaunt it, so we only fly first class.
We don't. Our castle is in Switzerland.

Advertisement

You're rich. So, what do you do for a living?
Live on my family's centuries of wealth.
It's all about real estate acquisitions.
I'm a writer. A good one.
Stocks, bonds, and all the other tricks of the trade.

Advertisement

Who did you last date?
Kate Middleton.
Reese Witherspoon.
LeBron James.
Chris Hemsworth.

Advertisement

Which royal do you call when you're bored and want to hit the town?
Prince Harry.
Princess Theodora of Greece and Denmark.
Princess Beatrice Elizabeth Mary of York.
Prince Sébastien Henri Marie Guillaume of Luxembourg.

Advertisement

Which company are you thinking of purchasing because you need something to do this summer?
Google.
Apple.
Microsoft.
Coca-Cola.

Advertisement

What is a goal you will probably achieve?
Climbing Mount Everest.
Flying to the moon.
Establishing food, sleep, and learning centers throughout a large city.
Becoming president of the United States.

Advertisement

Where do you get the best sleep?
In my meditation room.
The private jet.
On the yacht.
In the limo on the way to a meeting to make more money.

Advertisement

What do you think the primary purpose of money is?
To spend frivolously.
To hide away and become richer.
To benefit others.
Who cares, I got it and you don't.

Advertisement

Which school would you ask your parents to pay your way through?
Princeton.
Harvard.
Yale.
Northwestern.

Advertisement

What do you expect to be waiting in your limo when you are picked up?
White kittens and bunnies bouncing all over.
Purple M&Ms. I know they don't make them. Just buy the company and make them.
I want 103 cans of Dr. Pepper chilled to 47 degrees. Why? Because I can.
Premade Kraft dinners ready for me to eat. What kind? All of them.

Advertisement

What kind of dog do you have?
Samoyed.
English Bulldog.
Norfolk Terrier.
Cream Chow Chow.

Advertisement

What kind of dinner wear do you have?
Jewel encrusted gold.
Silver, so I know if someone is trying to poison me.
I don't know, someone else feeds me.
It's a one-use platinum that we melt down and turn into coinage.

Advertisement

How do you watch sporting events?
With the players on the field.
From a blimp hovering above the stadium.
In my penthouse with a wall-sized, curved television. It's like I'm there.
We watch from our stadium suite.

Advertisement

What did you do for your 21st birthday?
Rented Las Vegas.
Bought my first rental property - a 100-unit apartment building.
Took our yacht out to the Caribbean with 300 of my closest friends.
That's something I'm not allowed to talk about per my lawyer.

Advertisement

You're rich, so you have the right to...
Date really hot people.
Live in complete seclusion.
Save those who are not.
Do whatever I want.

Advertisement

Where do you live?
A castle in Europe.
On my private island.
Atherton, California.
It's hard to say, I spend a fair share of time at all of my estates.

Advertisement

Which of these would you pay to shut down for personal use?
A restaurant.
A museum.
A jewelry store.
Pretty much anywhere I go.

Advertisement

Would you consider yourself a people person?
Yes, I love people and have many close friends.
Not particularly. I have some trust issues.
Sure, my entire staff loves me.
I don't know. People tell me what I want to hear, so I assume they like me.

Advertisement

Which wild animal have you owned?
A tiger.
A lion.
A gorilla, before he ate my brother.
The last Do-do. Yeah, seriously. Produced the best eggs I've ever had.

Advertisement

How early do you wake up in the morning?
As if I wake up in the morning.
By 3:00 a.m.
I guess, regular time - noonish.
I guess that depends on what time I went to bed last night.

Advertisement

How do you wake up?
Usually vomiting.
My maid shakes my shoulder.
My dog is licking my face.
I usually roll out of bed and into the stream we have flowing through the house.

Advertisement

Which family name is so poor you still scoff at it?
Kennedy.
Bush.
Rockefeller.
Carnegie.

Advertisement

You Got: