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Pick The Foods You Crave When You’re Drunk And We’ll Reveal Your Heart's True Desire!

By: Teresa M.

3 min

Pick The Foods You Crave When You’re Drunk And We’ll Reveal Your Heart's True Desire!

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About This Quiz

We've all been there, or at least most of us have, and if you haven't then we salute you. The night is nearing its end and you are hungry, but not just the normal kind of hungry. You are the type of hungry that only comes after an epic night that turned into a totally drunken rager. Of course, when tomorrow comes you are going to feel horrible, and regret all of this, and swear you are never going to do it again. But right now, you are still in the midst of it, and having a good time, or at least you think that you are.

But now, you need some food. What is it going to be? A little late night pizza from one of your favorite joints? Maybe a cheeseburger or two? Or maybe five? What about some Taco Bell- it tasted good last time you got drunk right? Somehow you can't quite remember. No matter what you decide to eat, it will serve two purposes. It will put some luggage in your gut and help you feel a little better, and if you take this quiz, it will also let us know your true heart's desire. Trust us.

What Taco Bell secret menu item would you order when you are drunk?

Lava Sauce.

The Cheesarito.

I didn't know Taco Bell had a secret menu!

Double Grilled Quesadilla.

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What drink would you order at a late night diner?

A soda.

Water.

A milkshake.

A lemonade.

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What time of day do you usually start drinking?

In the evening.

In the afternoon.

Late night.

In the morning.

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Which Waffle House item would you order to sober up?

I don't know any Waffle House items.

Hashbrowns.

Bert's Chili

Texas Melt

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What would you never dip your fries in?

Ice cream.

Mayo.

Mustard.

Queso.

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What kind of Lunchable would you eat after a night of drinking?

Ham and Cheese.

Nachos.

I would never eat a Lunchable.

Turkey and Cheese.

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What would you put on pancakes when you are drunk?

Bacon.

Whipped cream.

Syrup.

Berries.

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What cereal would you reach for first during a drunken food binge?

Cap'n Crunch.

Raisin Bran.

Cheerios.

Fruity Pebbles.

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What would you drunkenly add to scrambled eggs?

Cheese.

Hot sauce.

Ketchup.

Ham.

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What would eat to sober up?

Eggs and bacon always work for me.

I make huge sandwiches.

I drink a healthy smoothie.

I can't eat when I have a hangover.

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Which food might make you queasy when you are drinking?

Runny eggs.

Kale.

Sausage.

Rubbery bacon.

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What kind of restaurant do you usually find yourself frequent after a night out?

I usually find myself at a local sandwich shop.

I always go to the local greasy spoon.

I end up at a fast food place.

It depends where I've been drinking.

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What would you order for last call?

Food.

A shot.

A beer.

A water.

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When you are drunk, how do you order your steak?

Well done.

Rare.

I don't eat meat.

Medium.

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How often do you go out drinking?

Every weekend.

Once a month.

When the urge strikes.

Every night.

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Which dessert would you choose from a late night menu?

Chocolate pie.

Apple crisp.

Lava cake.

Cookies and milk.

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What would you drunkenly dip in fondue?

Steak.

Bread.

Strawberries.

Cucumbers.

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How hot do you like your salsa when you are drinking?

Extra hot.

Mild.

Medium.

Hot.

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Which kind of food would you order while drinking?

Italian food.

Chinese food

Indian food.

Hot wings.

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Which fast food drive-thru would you have your designated driver go through?

McDonald's.

Taco Bell.

Subway.

Wendy's.

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What kind of seafood would you drunkenly devour?

Shrimp.

Crab.

Lobster.

Scallops.

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What kind of snack food would you eat after you get home from drinking?

Pretzels.

Nuts.

Chips.

Granola.

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Which food would you never eat drunk or sober?

Escargot.

Frog legs.

Haggis.

Spotted Dick.

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Have you ever regretted your drunken food choices?

I always regret them.

I don't guilt trip myself.

I regret some of them.

I never regret a good time.

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What drink would you have as a hair of the dog?

I don't know what that means.

A mimosa.

A Bloody Mary.

A gin and tonic.

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Who would you eat with after a night on the town?

I always end up eating with someone I just met.

I eat with friends.

I eat with family.

It depends on the night.

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What pub food would you order?

Deep fried pickles.

A Philly Cheesesteak.

Shrimp cocktail.

A turkey club sandwich.

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Would ever reach for a piece of fruit after you've been drinking?

Fruit is for sobriety.

I will eat most anything when I'm drunk.

I try to eat healthy even when I'm drunk.

If it's something I haven't tried, it's going in my mouth.

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What kind of candy would you eat after a night at the bar?

Twizzlers.

Jolly Ranchers.

I don't eat candy.

Altoids.

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Which McDonald's item could you eat more than one of when you've been drinking?

Filet O' Fish.

Big Mac.

Cheeseburger.

Apple Pie.

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