How Many Redneck Tendencies Do You Actually Have?

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By: Zoe Samuel

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Have you ever cut your grass and found a car? Do you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife really drunk? Have you ever raked leaves out of your kitchen? If any of these things apply to you, then it is quite possible that you might have more than a little redneck in you.  You might think that it is an insult, but it really isn't. Being a redneck is as American as apple pie, if you make it with apples that you found on the ground that fell from your neighbor's tree.

If you find out that you are in fact a redneck after you take this quiz, or even if you are part of one, don't despair, it is all in fun after all. Being a redneck also can mean a lot of good things: that you are comfortable with nature, that you aren't pretentious and that you are family oriented. You know, all of that good stuff. So if you have ever bought your wife ammunition for Christmas or you have watched every single episode of Hee-Haw or you don't even know what we are talking about, the only way to know for sure how many redneck tendencies you have is by taking this quiz.

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