How Long Will It Take for You to Meet Your Soulmate?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
How Long Will It Take for You to Meet Your Soulmate?
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About This Quiz

In ancient Greece, Aristophanes, student of Plato, put forth a thesis that all humans were created with two sets of arms, two sets of legs and a head with two faces. The Greek gods, jealous of man and affronted by his pride, decided to punish the human race by splitting us up into genders. In this way, single souls were split apart, and one day they had to come back together to be whole. Thus was born the idea of the soulmate.

Today, finding a soulmate is a game of odds. Science argues that the definition of "soulmate" is probably more a ballpark definition, not a specific person. Even if your ideal mate could be any one of a million people in the whole world, that's a lot of people you will likely never come across. This enters us into the so-called "fussy suitor problem"; when do you stop dating and decide the person in front of you is the one?

One rejects the majority of the people they date (almost by definition), but science says that after rejecting the first 37% of lifetime suitors, the next one will, statistically speaking, be better than the rest. It's not totally foolproof, but it works better than random selection, so perhaps we should all reject the first run of people we date, and then settle down with the first person we meet after who makes us think, "Yeah, I don't want to scream every time I see your face" when we see them.

Or you can keep what you're doing. What does science know, anyway? Well, science is here to help you. Take this quiz and we'll find out when you'll find your soulmate!

Where do your standards for a romantic partner come from?
I think for myself.
Mostly me and my closest friends.
My family
TV

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How similar are you to your ideal soulmate?
Very
Mostly
A bit
I'm totally different.

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Do you making dating a priority?
Absolutely
Sure, mostly
Not really
Not at all

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How one of a kind are you?
They broke the mold.
I'm unique.
There aren't a lot of people like me.
There are a lot of people like me.

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How important to you is your soulmate's religion?
Not at all important
Not that important
Fairly important
Extremely important

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How high are your personal standards?
Very low. Underground.
The bar is low.
Fairly high
Extremely high. You need an airplane to get past them.

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How many relatives have to approve of your soulmate?
None
Just one
Just a couple of them
All 140 of them

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How forgiving are you?
Totall
I'm pretty forgiving.
I forgive, sometimes.
Not at all

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How important is it that your soulmate work in a specific industry other than yours?
Not important
Not that important
Fairly important
Of massive import

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How much do you value discipline?
A bit
A lot!
Tons
Not at all

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How important is it your soulmate makes a specific salary?
Not important at all
It matters a little.
It matters a lot.
It's my number one concern.

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How systematic is your approach to finding your soulmate?
Totally. I work from a calendar.
Fairly. I have reminders in my phone.
Not too systematic
I have no idea what I'm doing.

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How athletic must your soulmate be?
I don't mind.
Healthy
Pretty athletic
They have to be an Olympic athlete.

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How judgmental are you?
Not at all
Only a little
I'm judging you right now.
I'm the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Judgmental People.

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How attractive must the face of your soulmate be?
I don't mind.
Not too attractive. There's more to life.
Pretty attractive
They need to be a supermodel.

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How concrete are your life goals?
Pretty concrete
Fairly set
I don't know.
They're etched in steel and nothing can change them!

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How rich must the family of your soulmate be?
I don't care.
I mean, they should be able to support themselves ...
They should be a $250,000 a year household. Low 1%s.
They need to be in the 0.0001%.

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How well defined are your values?
Very well defined. I know what I believe and want.
Pretty well defined, but I've never put them in words.
I have values, but I can't say what they are.
I have no values. I am an empty vessel.

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How important is it that your soulmate listen to the same music as you?
Not important
It matters little. I'm not planning a road trip.
It matters a lot.
It's really, really important to me.

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How ambitious are your life goals?
Ambitious, but not crazy
Not very ambitious
Ambitious, but easily achievable in the next year or so
I want to be emperor of the world!

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How important is it that your soulmate reads the same books as you?
Not very important
A little important
Very important
What? That's not a possibility. They must read everything I do!

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How much time do you put into being kind?
Loads
A bit every day
Very little
None! Kindness is for the weak!

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How important is it that your soulmate likes the same movies as you?
Not important
Only a little important
Quite important
It's a deal breaker.

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How much time do you put into looking attractive?
Tons, every day.
Thirty minutes before I see anyone face to face.
I go to the gym when I remember to.
I don't bother.

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How important is it that your soulmate share your views on when and how to have children?
Not important
Only a little important
Very important
It's my way or the highway.

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How much time on a first date do you need to know if there will be a second date?
Ten minutes
Thirty minutes
The whole date
However long it takes to find out how many likes my status update about the date gets.

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How important is it that your soulmate's voice sound a specific way?
Not important, so long as they don't sound like Kermit the Frog.
A little important
Pretty important
Very, very important

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How many dates do you go on per week?
Three
Two
One
None

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How much time are you committing to your soulmate hunt, on a daily basis?
An hour or so on a dating site, and a few minutes here and there on the apps
A few minutes on a site, and an hour on the apps
A few minutes on the sites and a minute or two on an app
Hours on the apps

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How much do you want to meet your soulmate?
It's not that important to me.
It's kinda important to me.
It's really important to me.
I don't care.

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