How Hot Is Your Sex Life?
By: Ian Fortey
Estimated Completion Time 5 min
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About This Quiz
According to at least one poll, around 64 percent of all the adults in America are currently in some kind of sexual relationship. And of course, in that 64 percent of people, there are varying degrees of activity that can be measured to a certain degree. After all, one person's idea of activity is another person's idea of boredom. It's really a matter of perspective. Sexy perspective!
Not everyone needs or wants the same kind of sexual relationship. On the other hand, not everyone needs or wants the kind of sexual relationship they currently have. You play the cards you're dealt, and sometimes that means the hottest of hot times while other times that means you're about as chilly as a polar bear in the freezer in mid-January. How you feel about yourself, how you feel about your partner and all kinds of other considerations and variables can have a strong effect on your sex life. Is it all you want it to be? More than you want it to be? Or is it something else entirely? Why not answer a few questions for us about yourself and we'll guess exactly how hot your sex life truly is.
START QUIZ
When you get a little frisky with a partner, is it an all-night marathon or a few-minute excursion?
It's just a few minutes, at best.
Probably 15 or 20 minutes?
Hours and hours if we have the time to spare.
Definitely a couple of hours.
Has one of your partners ever had to take a break to get a drink of water?
Yeah, that happens sometimes.
Do you ever schedule sexy times with your partner?
Tried, but it doesn't work so well.
We have date nights when something might happen.
Schedule? Of course not. It happens when it happens.
How many times a week would you say you're getting busy?
A week? Let's go back to a month. Maybe a year.
Do you ever listen to sexy music to set the mood?
I don't like the distraction.
Usually, I don't have time.
Once in a while, if I have something fun planned.
Rain isn't usually very warm, but would you ever get sexy in the rain?
I've done it a few times.
What's your favorite place in the house to get a little nasty aside from the bedroom?
I really prefer the bedroom.
You need to keep up your energy when you're having sexy fun times. Have you ever included food in your fun?
I tried it, but didn't like it much.
Is the great outdoors ever a location in which you might get a little nasty?
If the opportunity arises.
Have any of your sexy adventures ever been caught on film?
No, but I took some pictures once.
It may have happened once before ...
At what time of day do you feel most into getting frisky?
Whenever I have some free time.
How comfortable are you being nude around a partner?
If the lights are off, I'm fine.
I'm OK being naked in front of anyone!
If it's someone I trust, I'm very comfortable.
Are you more into pleasing your partner or pleasing yourself?
I want to make sure I get what I need first.
Ideally, both of us, but I'm not happy if I don't get my needs met.
I always make sure we're all pleased.
Have you ever sent someone some dirty pics of yourself?
We send pics all the time.
All work and no play makes us all a little dull. Have you ever gotten sexy in the middle of a workday?
They say three's a crowd, but have you ever enjoyed the company of a third person in the bedroom?
Numbers aren't everything, of course, but if we could talk about them for just a sec ... How many partners have you had in your life?
If your partner is at work or out of town and you get the urge, what are you going to do?
There's always someone around.
We might have to have some phone fun.
There's so much space in the backseat of the car. Have you ever done a little more than just sitting back there?
I got to second base once.
The backseat knows me well.
I've had some fun in the car, sure.
For some people, there needs to be a real connection with a partner, and for others, not so much. Have you ever had a one-night stand with a stranger?
I've wanted to, but never sealed the deal.
Yeah, I have in the past.
Could you be in a relationship with someone that you had no sexual chemistry with?
Suppose someone were to walk in on you with your partner while you were right in the middle of some dirty fun. What would you do?
I'd stop and yell at them to get out!
That really depends on who walked in on us.
Are sexy outfits the sort of thing you have an interest in?
I have a closet full of stuff!
I have one or two fun things.
So, what's your opinion on toys?
I don't really play with toys.
Please don't look in my nightstand.
Would you ever go to a club where couples get together to swap partners and put on shows for an audience?
That sounds too intense for me.
Monogamy isn't for everyone, it seems. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
I've been cheated on, but never cheated.
I've been with other people, but with my partner's knowledge.
How often do you and your partner enjoy dirty movies together?
I haven't done that before, but I would.
Not often, but it happens.
Have you ever been with someone who you found very physically attractive, but mentally you actually disliked?
Probably more than times than I should have ...
Would you ever join the Mile High Club?
I don't get how people do that in such a small space.
Have you mastered dirty talk?
I don't really like that.
I can manage a few words now and then.
I've been known to say a few dirty things now and then.
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