How high in the Army would you rank?

By: David Copper
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
How high in the Army would you rank?
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About This Quiz

Ten Hut! Step up to the plate, soldier, and find out how high you would rank in the Army. Do you have what it takes to survive years of physicals, possibly go through life-endangering situations, and to defend your country with pride and honor? If you answered yes, this is the quiz for you. Consider yourself recruited, and get to work on this exam. But drop and give us 20 first!

Although knowing what rank you would hold in the Army probably won't do you any favors when you try to explain it to your commanding officer, it's a good motivational tool for you. As you get better with your field and leadership skills, you should have no problem rising through the ranks. Answer with all the honesty of a true warrior, tell us how much self discipline you have, and tell us about your life standards. Then, we'll let you in on just how high it's possible for you to get in the ranks. 

Lace up your boots and don't forget to write your mom! This quiz might challenge some of you like boot camp challenges a new recruit, but we know you can do it. Be all that you can possibly be, and earn your stripes!

What is your favorite kind of food?
French Cuisine
Fast food
TV Dinners
Anything I can throw in the microwave

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What's your favorite thing about camping?
Coming home afterwords -- I hate camping
Sharing ghost stories
Being the wild
Giving orders to the other campers

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Are you comfortable taking orders?
Yes, I've had lots of practice.
I'd rather not, but I'll do it if I have to.
I don't like taking orders.
I never take orders.

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Are you comfortable giving orders?
I too shy to give orders.
I don't mind ordering kids around.
I like giving orders.
I don't take a job unless I get to boss people around.

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How do you stay in shape?
Lots of shopping
I lift weights.
I run.
I golf.

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What's your favorite color?
Pink
Purple
Red
Green

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How would you describe your fashion sense?
Sassy
Lazy -- I just throw on whatever I have around.
A little boring
I only wear suits and ties.

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Your ideal form of transportation?
Walking
Riding a bus
Riding a tank
Riding a jeep

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Which of these would you fight for?
A really cute pair of shoes
My kids
My country
The free world

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What is your favorite use of dirt?
Planting flowers
Playing with my kids in
Raising animals
Fighting a war

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What is your best quality?
I'm very relaxed.
I'm a good crew leader.
I have a strategic mind.
I have a healthy self-esteem.

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How do kids feel about you?
they can relate to me.
They tend to follow my lead.
Kids admire me.
Kids are frightened of me.

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What is your worst quality?
I can be lazy.
I'm very high strung.
I'm a workaholic
I'm a bit bossy.

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Your favorite war movie?
Inglorious Basterds
Full Metal Jacket
Saving Private Ryan
Platoon

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Which of these animals do you relate to most?
A kitten
A rattlesnake
A German Shephard
A lion

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What is your weapon of choice?
Sarcasm
My hands
A rifle
A bazooka

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When was the last team you were on?
A high school volleyball team
A bowling team
High school football team
The people who work for me

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What was your biggest weakness in school?
I didn't study enough.
I fought too much.
I tired to do too much.
I wasn't good at following the teacher's orders.

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Which of these careers most appeals to you?
Fashion designer
A football coach
A mayor
A CEO

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How do you get along with co-workers?
I'm kind of shy with them.
I'm good as long as they respect me.
I'm good at managing them.
I'm good as long as they understand I'm the boss.

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How do you relax?
By taking naps.
By working out
I don'r relax. I'm always working.
I relax by telling people what to do.

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What's a typical morning for you?
Sleeping in
A morning jog
A good healthy breakfast
I give family their orders.

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What angers you the most?
Overly excited people
People who refuse to fall in line
Not getting enough work done
Failure

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Who matters most in your life?
My friends
My kids
My parents
My soldiers

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How do you want to be remembered?
As a nice person
As a fighter
As a planner
As a great leader

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Which of these do you hate doing?
Push-ups
The dishes
Moping the floor
Anything that could get my hands dirty

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How do you greet people?
With a hug
With a handshake
With a salute
With a scowl

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Your favorite actor?
Adam Sandler
Clint Eastwood
Gary Oldman
George C. Scott

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What's your secret power?
Invisibility
Great strength
Great speed
Mind control

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Your drink of choice?
Root beer
Beer
Rum
Wine

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