How Green Are You?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
How Green Are You?
Image: Tom Werner/DigitalVision/Getty Images

About This Quiz

Climate change is here, and it's bad: if we don't dramatically cut greenhouse gas emissions in the next decade, we will lock in irreversible change. This doesn't just mean it'll be slightly hotter. It means rising seas swallowing trillions of dollars of wealth. It means drought in the Midwest, Middle East, and swaths of Asia, with deadly heatwaves and wildfires. It means a warmer sea, which means more energy drawn into hurricanes, meaning more destruction and flooding. (If simultaneous droughts and floods are confusing, picture a see-saw; if you push down in one area, you get a backlash someplace else).

Meanwhile, air pollution is already the No. 1 killer on the planet, causing one in six deaths globally. Plastics are endangering ecosystems. Soil degradation is causing risks of global famine. It's not a pretty picture.

That's the bad news. The good news is threefold: first, we have the technology and will to fix it. Second, far from requiring a hair-shirt approach or return to medieval living, fixing it is an investment in jobs, growth, health, reduced inequality and stronger communities. Third, we who care about healing our planet and communities are not alone. That means nobody has to solve all of this on their own.

However, this doesn't mean that individual choices are going to win the day. Sure, flying less, eating less beef, and using less energy helps, but the key is systemic change - and that's where we're much more powerful than we think. Sure, changing the system is much harder than changing a habit, but every time it changes, it makes the good habits easy for all. The upshot is that together, we really can move mountains.

Now that we know what we need to be doing, click through to find out whether you're doing your part!

Do you turn off the lights when you leave the room?
Yes, but that's pretty meaningless in the big scheme of things.
Generally
It depends if I'm coming back!
No

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Have you ever undertaken a project to get clean energy for your workplace, church, apartment block, school, etc?
Yes, I took the lead on this in all of those projects.
I've been trying to get my building to do this!
I helped organize plastic recycling at my kid's school.
I never thought of this as something I could do.

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Is your home insulated?
Yes, I did a green retrofit when I purchased it.
Reasonably so, yes
I don't think so.
I don't know.

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How much economic damage will it do to go to carbon zero energy by 2050?
Actually, it'll be a huge net gain in jobs and investment even before you account for damage averted.
None. It balances out.
Probably a bit, but less in the very long term than not acting.
Loads. We'll all have to live in huts and eat nothing but plantains.

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What do you drive?
I don't own a car. Day-to-day, I bike or take mass transit.
Electric vehicle
Hybrid
Gas-guzzler

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If all subsidies were removed, which form of energy is cheapest?
Solar. All fossil fuels get vast subsidies.
In the right location, wind
Nuclear
Natural gas, obviously!

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How is your home heated and cooled?
I have a solar panel and storage.
Mostly I just open and close windows.
I have one of those green energy offset thingies.
No idea!

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The most ecologically friendly living is dense; it reduces CO2 and protects habitats. What sort of neighborhood do you live in?
Apartment in a mid-rise building
Apartment in a multi-family dwelling
Country house
Suburban house

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It's the simplest way to fight for the planet. Do ​you vote?
Yes, every time, every level!
At the state or federal level, yes.
I vote for president.
I either don't vote, or I vote for the less-green candidate.

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Making sure the climate is in regular discussion is an effective tool. How often do you talk about climate change with family and friends?
Daily
Weekly
Monthly
Never

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Systemic change is infinitely more effective than personal change. What's the leading way you've contributed to it?
Voting with my wallet and my actual vote
Just voting
I talk about climate change at dinner parties.
I hadn't actually thought about it that way.

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Have you ever joined a protest or march for the climate?
Yes, more than once
Once
No, but I've totally tweeted in support of people who do.
No and I never will!

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Are you up to date on basic facts and terminology like ppm, GHGs, "hockey stick," etc.?
Yes. I read books and papers and keep a file with relevant links. I'm always educating myself.
I definitely have the basics down.
I have no idea what those things are but they sound important.
Those things are all lies put about by Big Hippie.

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If someone you loved was going to buy a home less than 3 feet above sea level, how would you feel about that?
I'd tell them to go ahead as long as they're OK with it being worthless by the time their kids inherit it.
I'd point out that it'll be uninsurable in 50 years and let them decide.
I'd ask them whether they're prepared for the possibility of a price crash on low-lying property during the life of their mortgage.
I'd be jealous. I want a beach house.

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How many children do you have?
Two or fewer
Three
Four
Five or more

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Have you adjusted your meat consumption?
Yes - I am a vegan.
I'm vegetarian.
I gave up beef.
You can pry my daily burger from my cold, dead hands.

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Do you eat organic?
No. Eating organic means lower crop yields, which means more habitat destruction, which is a net loss.
It depends on the product.
Yes! It is healthier for me and the planet.
No. That is for hippies.

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Climate solutions have been thoroughly assessed by efficacy. Which, in your view, is the most effective?
Educating women and girls. It is the silver bullet.
Regulation of refrigerants, like HFCs
Electrifying everything, then cleaning up the grid
Not using plastic straws

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Which sector would you say is emitting the most greenhouse gas?
Electricity grid
Transport
Agriculture
Fashion and textiles

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By how much have you reduced your personal carbon footprint in the past year?
Nothing. It was already as low as I could get it.
15% or more
Up to 15%
I think it went up.

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What part of climate change worries you most?
Changes to global hydrology mean droughts, storms, and sea level rise.
The tropics becoming too hot for human life
Reduced crop yields
They're going to take away my plastic straws. I love my straws.

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Have you personally taken on a climate change skeptic?
Yes, and I have changed many minds.
Yes. I didn't change their mind but I stopped them brainwashing a child!
Yes. I achieved nothing as a result.
I am one!

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If you could pass a single pro-climate law (as opposed to a package such as the Green New Deal), what would you pass?
Carbon dividend
Carbon tax
Ban on new fossil fuel development
Some sort of clean coal rule. Clean coal is a real thing, right?

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100 companies are responsible for 70% of emissions. Do you know who they are?
Absolutely! And they're starting to know who I am.
I could probably guess half of them accurately.
I suppose I could name a couple if I thought about it.
No idea!

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Have you ever adjusted your savings or stock portfolio to a more climate-friendly one?
Yes, I am fully divested from fossil fuels, as well as companies that aren't targeting carbon neutrality by 2045.
I won't invest in certain energy companies. I will invest in the ones that are pivoting.
I don't have any savings.
I had never thought of doing this.

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Who is your climate role model?
Greta Thunberg, leader of the youth climate movement
Katharine Wilkinson, head of Project Drawdown
James Lovelock, proponent of the Gaia philosophy
That guy from the EPA who loves coal

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When did you first know that climate change is real?
I've always known.
Childhood
I recently realized it's true.
I'm still not sure.

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Have you ever boycotted a company because of its climate practices?
Yes, many
A couple of them, yes
No, but I'm realizing I could.
I didn't know this was possible.

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How many miles per year do you fly?
Less than 20,000, with carbon offsets
20,000 to 50,000
50,000 or more
I don't care.

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When someone claims tackling climate change is expensive, you know this is incorrect. Which argument do you tend to deploy first?
I note that green energy out-employs fossil fuels already by 5:1. The fastest-growing jobs are solar panel installer and wind turbine tech.
I point out that not acting will drown trillions of dollars of real estate during our children's lifetimes.
I remind them that the Syrian civil war is a climate war, and if that happens again on a much bigger scale, it will cost a lot.
I say, "No it isn't! You're a capitalist pig!" I am very persuasive.

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