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How French Are You?

By: Jody Mabry

3 min

How French Are You?

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About This Quiz

Do you think being French is all about baguettes, berets, and wine? Well, it's not, although you may not be entirely off. The French are cultural, independent, and have a unique mix of old and new ideologies. How French are you? Take this quiz and find out.

Do you speak French?

"Oui!" Well, that's the only word I know.

I can say about half a dozen words I learned on vacation.

I can understand it well, but have a little trouble speaking. I can still get by though.

I speak fluently.

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Which is your favorite French food?

Escargot.

Ratatouille.

Red wine.

Are hot pockets French?

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If you were going to prance around Paris for the day, what would you wear?

A beret.

Horizontal stripes.

Shorts and a polo shirt.

A Paris T-shirt that says "I left my underwear on the Eiffel Tower."

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Which of these vices could you get into?

Drinking.

Smoking.

Complaining.

Sitting on a couch playing video games.

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How do you get to work?

I ride a bike.

I walk.

I take public transportation.

I drive my own car.

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If you are riding a bike with a basket, what is inside the basket?

A large baguette.

Freshly cut wild flowers.

A fishing pole.

My baby.

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Which is your favorite cheese?

Chevre.

Swiss.

Gouda.

Sharp cheddar.

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How do you prefer your eggs?

Poached.

Scrambled.

Fried.

I don't care as long as the yolk is cooked through.

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Who delivers chocolate eggs to French kids during Easter?

Easter Hen.

Easter Bells.

Easter Bunny.

Easter Piggy.

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How do you say, "Hello, my name is..." in French?

Au revoir, je suis.

Bonjour, j'ail.

Bonjour, je m'appelle.

Bonjour, oui, ah... ah... ah... my name is Richie.

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Who is your favorite French writer?

Voiltaire.

Victor Hugo.

Jane Austen.

Dr. Seuss sounds French.

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When was the Eiffel Tower finished?

1826.

1902.

1887.

That's in Vegas, right?

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When is Bastille Day?

July 14.

July 4.

August 12.

June 19.

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Which is your favorite style of art?

Oil painting.

Marble sculpture.

Ceramics.

NASCAR is an art, right?

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Where does your dinner usually come from?

I cook it.

A fancy French restaurant.

A Chinese restaurant.

I grill it up, baby!

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Which expression of beauty is most appealing to you?

Holding hands while strolling through a park.

A warm embrace.

Picking fresh flowers with a loved one.

A poetic burping contest.

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Which hat would you wear to the top of the Eiffal Tower?

A beret.

A fedora.

A baseball cap.

A trucker's cap.

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How do you think you would represent French culture?

Smelling stinky.

Living in the moment.

Interest in reality T.V.

Interpersonal values.

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When you see a love scene on television. How do you react?

I appreciate the beauty.

I glance at my partner.

I giggle and snicker.

I make a horribly inappropriate comment to the room.

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Which is your favorite French sport?

Tennis.

Soccer.

Rugby.

Handball.

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Which of these would be your favorite form of entertainment on the weekends?

Eating out at a nice restaurant.

Going to a concert.

Going to a museum.

Watching baseball.

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How would you describe the typical Frenchman's personality?

They're rude.

They're friendly.

They're curious.

They're impulsive.

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How are you likely to die?

In a bicycle crash.

Falling down while drunk.

Cancer.

Heart disease.

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Which is the most beautiful season in Paris?

Fall.

Spring.

Summer.

Winter.

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Which of these places is on your travel bucket list?

Vietnam.

Denmark.

Paris.

Illinois.

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Which is your favorite French greeting?

Bonjour!

Bonne nuit!

Salut.

Sup, brah?

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If not French, what is the sexiest accent?

Danish.

Italian.

Australian.

British.

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Who is your favorite French actor?

Gerard Depardieu.

Marion Cotillard

Brigitte Bardot.

Vincent Cassel.

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What are you able to cook in the kitchen?

Anything. I am a culinary genius.

I prefer to grill and I am awesome at that.

Spaghetti...sometimes.

Anything with directions on the box.

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Who do you spend your weekends with?

My family.

My friends.

Myself.

Everyone I can.

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