How Easy Are You to Piss Off?

How do you feel about slow drivers in the fast lane?

They have no business with a license to drive.

I don't really think about it.

I wish they would move over.

It depends on how much of a hurry I'm in.

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Who was the last person to piss you off?

My boss

My spouse

My best friend

A politician

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How would your friends describe your temper?

Trigger happy

Quiet

Seething

Justified

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Which thing makes you most angry?

Thieves

Liars

Injustice

Inequality

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How many times a week do you get angry?

At least once a day

Rarely ever

Once or twice

Not very often

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Do you like to argue?

I love it.

Not at all.

I do like to debate.

I don't like screaming matches.

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What would you do if the server brought you the wrong meal?

I would demand a refund.

It depends what they brought me.

I would ask to send it back.

I would ask to speak to the manager.

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What drives you most insane in a movie theater?

Cell phones

Kids

Talking

Crunching popcorn

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Do you get angry when your team loses?

Every single time.

I don't watch sports.

I get more disappointed than angry.

They'll win next time.

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Are you more optimistic or pessimistic?

I'm a total pessimist.

I'm more of an optimist.

It depends on the situation.

I try to remain optimistic, but it's hard sometimes.

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What do you do to relax?

Drink

Yoga

Reading

Watching movies

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Do you work out often?

Not really

A few times a week

A couple times a month

I should work out more.

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Are you protective of your loved ones?

I'm overly protective.

Sometimes.

Yes - they are my family!

I think it's totally natural to be protective of those you love.

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How many hour of sleep do you get per night?

Not nearly enough.

At least 6.

8 - 10.

I sleep a lot longer on the weekends.

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If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

Boxer

Labrador

Chihuahua

Great Dane

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How do you express your anger?

Physically

Vocally

Through my art

I usually try to squelch it.

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What do you think people like most about you?

I'm straight forward.

I am friendly.

I'm fair.

I am helpful.

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Which actor do you like most?

Charlie Sheen

Samuel L. Jackson

Morgan Freeman

James Franco

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Which hobby might you try?

Kickboxing

Painting

Geocaching

Hiking

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Do you get anxious easily?

I'm always waiting for disaster.

No.

Sometimes, if I have something important to do.

In times of crisis, I get anxious.

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When you need to talk, who do you turn to?

My mom

My spouse

My therapist

My best friend

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How do you try to calm yourself when you are angry?

I let it all out.

I go for a walk.

I do deep breathing exercises.

I meditate.

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On a scale of 1 - 4, how angry are you right now?

4

1

2

3

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How would you coworkers describe your work persona?

Driven

Stable

Creative

Organized

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Which character from "The Big Bang Theory" are you most like?

Sheldon

Leonard

Raj

Howard

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How do you feel when you watch the news?

Irritated

Ambivalent

Sad

Informed

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Which job might you have held in a former life?

Gladiator

Judge

Teacher

Pilot

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Do you get angry when you drink?

I don't drink.

Sometimes

More than I would like to admit

No

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What high school stereotype did you fall into?

Jocks

Nerds

Stoners

Emo

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Do you listen to the angel on your shoulder more than the devil?

I should listen to the angel more often.

I always listen to the angel.

I rarely listen at all.

I listen to the parrot on my shoulder.

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