How Conceited Are You?

By: Brian Whitney
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
How Conceited Are You?
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About This Quiz

While there are some people that might say you are stuck on yourself, you just call it confidence. Are you conceited, or are you really just that good?
How good looking are you?
I am ridiculously good looking.
I don't mean to brag, but I think I am good looking.
I am not sure really, that question makes me uncomfortable.
Not at all.

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Do you tend to have success with the opposite sex?
Oh yeah, all the time.
Usually I do.
Sometimes, if the chemistry is right.
No, never.

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How do you see your future?
Nothing but happiness and success.
I think if I work hard I will get what I want.
Not sure, but I think my needs will be met.
I don't know, the future scares me.

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Someone is looking at you from across the room. Why?
The person is attracted to me.
Not sure, but maybe the person is trying to flirt.
Not sure, but maybe they know me.
Because I look stupid.

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How often do you look in the mirror?
As much as I can.
Fairly often.
Hardly at all.
Pretty much never.

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How much product do you use in your hair?
I use a lot. I love having my hair look perfect.
I use it sometimes. My hair looks good either way.
Hardly ever, it makes me feel silly.
I hardly ever use product.

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How long does it take you to get ready to go out?
Quite a long time. I need to look perfect.
Not that long. I usually feel pretty much good to go.
I don't really think about that, I just go.
Quite a long time. I never look the way I want.

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What kind of clothes do you wear?
Whatever is fashionable and makes me look the best.
I have my own style that I like and I stick to it.
Whatever is affordable.
Whatever I think will make me look cool.

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Do you have true friends?
I have a lot of people I hang out with. I don't really care about how "true" they are.
Sure, I have quite a few.
I have one or two.
No, not really.

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Do you try to be nice to people that are different than you?
Not particularly, I stick to my own tribe.
Of course, as long as I stay true to myself.
Yes, I try to be nice to everyone.
Yes, but I always feel awkward around people I don't know well.

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How successful are you at flirting with strangers?
I am the best at it.
I feel pretty confident at it.
I never do that.
Ugh, that sounds terrifying.

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Are you smarter than most people you know?
Yes.
I don't think of it that way, but I am confident in my intelligence.
I think I am about average.
No.

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You bring up an idea at a meeting and your coworker says she doesn't like it. How do you feel?
Angry. My idea is the best.
A little irritated, but I am sure everyone else will see it my way.
No big deal, I know this is just part of the process.
I feel like an idiot.

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Do you like working in teams?
No way, no one else is ever at my level.
Sure, I like to be the leader.
Yes, it makes me feel safe.
No, it makes me feel stupid.

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What do other people at work think of you?
That I am one of the smartest and most talented people.
That I am capable and do good work.
I don't know, I just try to blend in.
That I don't know what I am doing.

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Would you be a better boss than the one you have?
Oh totally. He is an idiot.
I am not sure, but I think I could do a good job.
No, I still have a lot to learn.
No, I would be an awful boss.

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Is not acting confident all the time a sign of weakness?
Yes. I always act supremely confident.
No, I think part of being confident is admitting you are wrong sometimes.
No, acting confident all the time makes you look stupid.
Yes. I wish I could act confident, but I can't.

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Do people ever say you are pushy?
Yes, but who cares?
Every once in a while.
No, I am always respectful of others.
No, I am way too shy.

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Is it hard to find someone in a relationship that is on your level?
Oh yeah, it is always hard to find a person that I think is worthy of my attention.
It can be a challenge sometimes - I have high standards.
No, I am very accepting of people.
No, not at all.

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How important are looks to you in a relationship?
Very. I need to go out with people that look like models.
Pretty important, but I am confident enough in myself to go out with whoever I find attractive.
Not that important, but I do need to be attracted to someone.
Not important at all.

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Do you like to tell people about your accomplishments?
Of course!
No, but I will if it is important to the conversation I am having.
No, I hardly ever do that.
No, I hate talking about myself.

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Do friends ever tell you to tone it down a little?
Sure, but they are just jealous.
Sometimes, and I appreciate it when they do.
No. I am very aware of how I come across to others.
No. I am too shy for that to happen.

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In a class at college you notice your teacher staring at you a lot while he or she lectures. Why?
She/he is obviously attracted to me.
She/he must be hoping I will chime in with my viewpoints.
I am sure it is just a coincidence.
It is because she/he doesn't like me.

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In a normal one-on-one conversation, who talks most?
90 percent me.
70 percent me.
About even.
10 percent me.

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While home for Thanksgiving, your aunt asks what you have been doing lately. How do you feel?
Happy that finally I get to talk and not have to listen to all this boring conversation,.
Glad that my aunt is interested in my life.
A little shy about talking, but I know it is part of the deal when I see family.
Mortified. Why can't she leave me alone?

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How patient are you with other people's political views?
Not at all. How can people be so stupid?
I am patient, but I am strong in my own beliefs.
I am very patient. We all have our own views, and mine are not any more important than anyone elses.
I don't have very clear views on politics, so I like it when people explain how things really are to me.

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Would you want to spend a month in solitude if all your needs were taken care of?
No, that would be awful.
Not really, but I am sure it would be good for me.
Maybe a week - a month would be too long.
Yes, that would be awesome.

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Do you like it when people stare at you?
I love it.
No, but I accept it.
I don't notice this happening.
No, I hate it.

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Does it bother you when other people talk about themselves a lot?
Yes, I can't stand it.
It does a little. I get bored quickly with people like that.
Somewhat, but I just sit and listen.
No, I am just glad I don't have to talk.

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Would you rather be someone else?
No way. Why would I want to do that?
No, I am happy with who I am.
No, I have accepted who I am.
Yes, I would love that.

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