Go on an Adventure With Rick and Morty and We’ll Guess How You’d Die Horribly

By: Talin Vartanian
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Go on an Adventure With Rick and Morty and We’ll Guess How You’d Die Horribly
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About This Quiz

Let's talk about something funny, light-hearted and silly for today: death. OK, so maybe that's more of a serious topic, but not in the "Rick and Morty" universe! In fact, this show adds a humorous twist to a concept that is considered dark and scary. Full of philosophical quotes, silly scenes and intelligent humor, "Rick and Morty" follows the adventures of its two main characters: Rick and Morty. But wouldn't it be fun to go on an adventure with them? Well, get your space cruiser ready, because you're about to go on one with this dangerous quiz!

One of the funniest aspects of the "Rick and Morty" show are the deaths. Most of them are portrayed in a comical manner, but there are definitely some memorable ones that are worth mentioning. For starters, there's the episode where Rick and Morty accidentally blow themselves up. Fortunately, the real Rick and Morty appear through a portal, and all is well (aside from burying their corpses). Or, how about that episode where Rick blows up King Jellybean using one of his ray guns? Well, here's the catch: one of these types of deaths is going to happen to you, and if you want to find out how you're going to die, then it's time for you to take this "Rick and Morty" quiz now!

Family
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Guess who's going on an adventure? You are! So who's going to be your sidekick for today?
Jerry
Morty
Squanchy
Rick

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Setting
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Where will this magical (and very dangerous) adventure take place?
Corn Universe
Midland Quasar
Microverse
Buttworld

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Snack
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Hunger pains have already kicked in. What has Rick packed for his crew?
Kalaxian Crystals
Mega Seeds
Strawberry Smiggles
Pickle Ricks

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Para
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Yikes! It looks like some alien parasites have invaded the space cruiser! How will you fight them off?
Our fists are good enough.
Freeze ray
Neutrino bombs
Laser guns

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Villians
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Which of these deadly villains are you focused on taking down?
The Council of Ricks
Shleemypants
Snowball
Fart

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Betrayal
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
You suspect that one of your teammates is betraying you ... but who might it be?
Summer Smith
Beth Smith
Donna Gueterman
Reverse Giraffe

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Fly
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Rick and Morty want to fly on a space cruiser, but you'd rather pilot a ...
Sneezy XL
Space Cruiser
Don't know, let's just wing it!
S.S. Independence

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Group
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Wait! You forgot to name your squad! What will you guys be known as?
The KK: Kool Kids
The Glip Globs
The Farty Pants
The Butt Scratchers

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Alcohol
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Which of these alcoholic drinks will get you smashed enough for battle?
"Morty’s Margarita"
Summer’s "Like, Best Drink Ever"
"Rick Rolled"
Shot of "Get Schwifty"

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Wubbalubbadubdub
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Awesome! You just killed your first enemy! What will you say as your victorious catchphrase?
"AIDS!"
"BURGERTIME!"
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub!"
"Hit the sack, Jack!"

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Parasites
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
What are you guys hunting for on this mission?
Death Crystal
Broken Leg Serum
Butter Robot
Cognition Amplifier

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Repair Ship
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
The vehicle needs a name too! Which one sounds super cool to you?
"Mortynight Run"
"The Wedding Squanchers"
"Lawnmower Dog"
"Rattlestar Ricklactica"

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Devil
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Yikes, it looks like "The Devil" has ambushed you and your team! What will you do now?
Scream and run!
Use one of my teammates as a shield.
Hide
Blast him with my gun!

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Gazorpians
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Who will you befriend along the way?
Gazorpians
Memory Parasites
Mr. Meeseeks
Mr. Poopybutthole's Species

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Supernova
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Supernova says that she wants to tag along, but she really hates Rick. What are you going to do?
Let her tag along, she's harmless!
Uh no ... she hates me too.
I have no idea who that is.
Yeah sure, I don't really care either way.

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Mission
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Wait a sec. Why are we all on this mission again?
To acquire lots and lots of money
To unleash my inner rage against my enemies
To get drunk
To get laid

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Simpsons
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions/20th Century Fox Television/ Gracie Films/The Curiosity Company
Your vehicle is having some trouble, and you're forced to make an emergency landing. Which family will you turn to for support?
The Simpsons
The Griffin family
The Belcher family
The Smith family

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Portal
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Uh oh, it looks like your portal gun broke! How will you get to other dimensions now?
I'll make a new one!
Who needs other dimensions anyway?
Um ... um ... I don't know!
Rick! Make a new one!

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Birdperson
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Tammy and Birdperson are a match made in heaven, but what gift will you bring to their wedding?
Bootleg Portal Fluid
Grappling shoes
Booze
Sex toys

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Ants
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
Ants have invaded your vehicle, and it looks like you've got them in your eyes too! Now what?!
Ahhhh!!!!
Where's a knife?
Eh, it's fine. I can still see. Kind of.
Rick! Rick! Help!

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Anatomy Park
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It looks like you've made it to Anatomy Park! What will you check out first?
Haunted Liver
Colon Log Ride
Lung Lift-Off
Bladder Falls

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Tavern
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Where will you stop for a quick tequila shot?
No time for taverns and bars!
Both C and D
Thirsty Step
Plim Plom Tavern

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Szechuan
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
If you were Rick, how many packets of Szechuan sauce would you order from McDonald's?
Ew, that sauce is gross.
A million and one boxes of this crap
100 packets
"As much as you're allowed to give me."

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Cat
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What strikes fear into your heart more: Alien-Mexican armadas or giant cat monsters?
Giant cat monsters
Alien-Mexican armada
Both
Neither

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Uniform
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You know what you guys all need? A new uniform! Which one would make you look snazzy?
I'm good with jeans and a t-shirt.
My birthday suit
I want to look super pretty, so a nice floral dress would be perfect for me.
Lab coat

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Pay
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How much are you willing to pay Krombopulos Michael for his assassination services?
$10
$1
$100
I'm not paying him anything.

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Roy
Williams Street/Harmonious Claptrap/Starburns Industries/Justin Roiland's Solo Vanity Card Productions!/Rick and Morty, LLC./Green Portal Productions
How would you win "Roy: A Life Well Lived?"
What the heck is that?
By finding a way to be immortal
By going off the grid
By living a nice happy life

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Superpowers
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You've stumbled into a lab that will erase all of your memories for a superpower. Will you accept your new fate?
Duh!
Uh ... no thanks.
That depends, what kind of superpower will I get?
Uh ... I'm not sure?

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Quote
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Which of these "Rick and Morty" quotes is one of your personal favorites?
"What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don't think about it."
"Weddings are basically funerals with cake."
"He's not a hot girl. He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's."
"Nobody exists on purpose."

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Home
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Now that you've made it back home, what will you do next?
Take a nap
Go on another adventure!
Drink and party all night long
Play video games

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