Who's a Squidward in your life?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Who's a Squidward in your life?
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About This Quiz

Is someone you know like Squidward Q. Tentacles from SpongeBob Squarepants? Find out which one of your acquaintances or friends acts like more of a Squidward than you!
What job would you have at The Krusty Crab?
Server.
Cook.
Host.
Cashier.

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What Squidward trait do you dislike most?
Squidward is snobby.
Squidward thinks he knows everything.
Squidward could be much nicer.
Squidward is too testy.

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What would you order on your Krabby Patty?
Cocktail sauce.
Tarter sauce.
Cheese.
Mustard.

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Which sea creature do you find most fascinating?
Starfish.
Squid.
Jellyfish.
Sea urchin.

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What is your favorite thing to do at the beach?
Swim.
Fish.
Sunbathe.
Build sandcastles.

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Who do you know that is talented enough to paint their own portrait?
My coworker.
My neighbor.
My dentist.
My mom.

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Who is your favorite "SpongeBob Squarepants" character?
Patrick Star.
Squidward Q. Tentacles.
SpongeBob SquarePants.
Mr. Krabs.

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Which is your favorite SpongeBob quote?
"I'm ugly and I'm proud."
"Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell."
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.”

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Where would you live under the sea?
I would live in a pineapple.
I would live under a shell.
I would live in a coral reef.
I would live in an ocean cavern.

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Which SpongeBob holiday would you most like to celebrate?
Annoy Squidward Day.
Best Friends Day.
Hula Day.
Armpit Lather Day.

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What do you like most about Squidward?
Squidward is straightforward.
Squidward is amusingly grumpy.
Squidward is talented.
Squidward is funny.

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Which SpongeBob character do you think you are most like?
Sandy Cheeks.
Sheldon J. Plankton.
Patrick Star.
Mr. Krabs.

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Which ocean creature do you fear the most?
Jellyfish.
Sharks.
Stingrays.
Electric eels.

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Which Nickelodeon series do you like most?
"Rugrats."
"Hey Arnold!"
"Rocky's Modern Life."
"Doug."

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Which animated prime time show do you like most?
"The Simpsons."
"Bob's Burgers."
"Futurama."
"King of the Hill."

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Who do you know that gives advice as bad as Squidward's?
My mom.
My best friend.
My therapist.
My boss.

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Which instrument would you like to learn to play?
Clarinet.
Tuba.
Piano.
Guitar.

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Do you like your neighbor?
I used to like my neighbor.
My neighbors are great.
I can't stand my neighbor.
I don't really know my neighbor.

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What is your relationship status?
Like Squidward, I'm single.
I'm involved.
I'm single.
It's confusing.

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How do you deal with challenging coworkers?
I avoid them.
I ignore them.
I communicate with my superiors about the problem.
I confront my coworkers directly.

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How would your friends describe your personality?
Bubbly.
Tolerant.
Devoted.
Precious.

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What are you most likely to order from The Krusty Krab menu?
Coral Bits.
Kelp Rings.
Seafoam Soda.
Sailor's Surprise.

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What kind of fish do you like most?
Tuna.
Cod.
Bass.
Salmon.

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Which Krabby Patty topping do you think sounds tastiest?
Sea Pickles.
Maritime Mustard.
Krusty Ketchup.
Sea Tomato.

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What kind of cruise would you like to go on?
Disney Cruise.
Bahama Cruise.
Mediterranean Cruise.
Alaskan Cruise.

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What do you like most about Patrick Star?
Patrick is sweet.
Patrick is a good friend.
Patrick is funny.
Patrick is innocent.

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What do you most often use sponges for?
Car washing.
Dishes.
Cleaning.
Painting.

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Who would you like to play SpongeBob in a movie with actors?
John Goodman.
Morgan Freeman.
Seth Rogen.
James Franco.

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How well do you know the SpongeBob theme song?
I know most all the words.
I know all the words.
I know the tune.
I don't know it very well.

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Who is your life do you think is most like Squidward?
One of my coworkers.
One of my professors.
My neighbor.
My dad.

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