Can You Finish All of the Best Quotes From “Clueless”?

By: Katie Ormsby
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can You Finish All of the Best Quotes From “Clueless”?
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About This Quiz

Think you know this '90s classic? Prove it! Fill in the blanks and show us just how many "Clueless" quotes you know by heart. Let's see what you've got!
"Ugh, ____ ____!"
You wish
As if
Don't even
Dream on
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Alicia Silverstone played Cher. This is one of her most iconic lines.

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“And in conclusion, may I please remind you that it does not say ‘_______’ on the Statue of Liberty.”
BYOB
RSVP
ASAP
DIY
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Wrong Answer

Cher does know how to give a memorable speech!

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“That was way _______, Tai.”
Cruel
Bitter
Brutal
Harsh
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Cher's taken aback when Tai says something mean to her.

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Josh tells Tai, "Be seeing you." She responds, "Yeah, I hope not ________."
Periodically
Intermittently
Rarely
Sporadically
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Cher tries to makeover everything about Tai, including her vocabulary.

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When Mel sees Cher's dress, he isn't happy — "What the h*** is that?" Naturally, she says it's a dress. He responds, "Says who?" Cher says, “________.”
Alaïa
Calvin Klein
Fred Segal
Valentino
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Wrong Answer

Oh, Mel. Such a dad ...

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"You're a virgin who can't ________."
Date
Drive
Drink
Kiss
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Wrong Answer

Tai says this harsh line to Cher. Brittany Murphy played Tai.

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“You see how picky I am about my _______, and they only go on my feet.”
Heels
Sandals
Kicks
Shoes
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Wrong Answer

Cher has high standards when it comes to shoes and boys. Nothing wrong with that!

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"Anything you can do to draw attention to your _______ is good."
Hair
Eyes
Mouth
Legs
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Wrong Answer

Cher says this line while she's crushing on Christian and trying to get him to ask her out.

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Mel says, "You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?" Cher responds, "Totally based on my powers of __________. You proud?"
Debate
Persuasion
Flirtation
Influence
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Wrong Answer

Like her lawyer dad, Cher can be persuasive.

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“My plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where ______ fly at my nose.”
Shuttlecocks
Balls
Bats
Rackets
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Wrong Answer

Leave it to Amber to say something so unintentionally funny.

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"Cher's saving herself for ______ ______."
Jason Priestley
Luke Perry
Alec Baldwin
Christian Slater
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We can't blame any '90s girl for crushing on Luke Perry. Dylan McKay was dreamy!

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"Rollin' with the ______."
Homies
Hotties
Posse
Homeboys
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Tai learns how to roll with the homies at a house party.

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While being mugged, Cher doesn't want to ruin her dress — “You don't understand. This is an Alaïa!” The mugger asks, "An a-what-a?" Cher tells him, "It's like a totally _______ designer."
Amazing
Important
Illustrious
Expensive
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Wrong Answer

Cher does take her fashion very seriously — even when her safety is threatened!

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“And my ______? They don’t feel nothin' like steel.”
Buns
Thighs
Legs
Abs
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Wrong Answer

Tai and Cher exercise to "Buns of Steel," a popular workout video at the time.

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Dionne says, “Hello, that was a stop sign.” Cher responds, “I totally ________!”
Stopped
Paused
Hesitated
Slowed
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Wrong Answer

Dionne is Cher's best friend. She was played by Stacey Dash.

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“He does ______ better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?”
Kiss
Dance
Dress
Look
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Wrong Answer

Cher is talking about Christian.

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Elton says, "Don't you even know who my father is?" Cher responds, “Ugh, you are a ______ and a half.”
Jerk
Loser
Snob
Narcissist
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Cher says this to Elton when he's a total snob about Tai.

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“Dionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do __________.”
Reality shows
Infomercials
Broadway
Talk shows
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Cher says this as she introduces us to Dionne.

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Heather tells Cher, "I think that I remember Hamlet accurately." Cher responds, "Well, I remember ________ ________ accurately, and he didn't say that. That Polonius guy did."
Leo DiCaprio
Brad Pitt
Mel Gibson
Tom Cruise
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Cher has obviously seen Mel Gibson's "Hamlet."

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“Do you prefer ‘________ victim’ or ‘ensembly challenged?’”
Closet
Fashion
Trend
Mall
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Wrong Answer

Cher says this memorable line to Amber.

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“I do not wear ______ hair, OK? Unlike some people I know, like Shawana.”
Polyester
Fake
Cheap
Ugly
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Wrong Answer

When Murray tries to explain how a polyester hair extension ended up in his car, Dionne has none of it!

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"Some people are not lucky enough to be as naturally _________as you are."
Brilliant
Hilarious
Adorable
Delightful
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Wrong Answer

Paul Rudd is pretty adorable!

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"Oh my god, I am totally ________."
Lost
Buggin'
Audi
Hopeless
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Wrong Answer

Cher says this line after finding out that Christian doesn't romantically like her because he's gay.

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“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a ________ movie.”
Adam Sandler
Rob Schneider
Pauly Shore
David Spade
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Cher says this line right before Christian walks into her life.

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"Isn't my house classic? The columns date all the way back to _______."
1912
1933
1972
1987
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Cher tells us about the "history" of her house.

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"Mr. Hall, I was ______________. I had to haul a** to the ladies."
Riding with Aunt Flo
Surfing the crimson wave
Experiencing that time of the month
Sick with girl flu
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Wrong Answer

Cher knows exactly how to argue her way out of a tardy.

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“Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me ______.”
Betty
Woman
Babe
Chick
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Wrong Answer

Understandably, Dionne doesn't like being called "woman."

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"Well, you can guess what happened next ... As if! I am only 16 and this is California, not __________."
Alabama
Kentucky
Louisiana
Arkansas
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After Cher and Josh kiss, the camera cuts to Mr. Hall and Ms. Geist's wedding.

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"So okay, you're probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way _______ life for a teenage girl."
Boring
Ordinary
Normal
Realistic
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We don't know about that, Cher. We wish it was way normal to have her high-tech closet, though!

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"Everything I think and everything I do is ________."
Buggin'
Icky
Messy
Wrong
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Wrong Answer

Cher says this line shortly before realizing she's in love with Josh.

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“If I’m too ________ for him, then how come I’m not with him?”
Good
Smart
Cute
Beautiful
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Wrong Answer

Poor Tai! She *is* too good for Elton, though.

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Cher asks, “Would you call me _______?” Dionne tells her, “No, not to your face.”
Shallow
Superficial
Selfish
Conceited
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Josh tells Cher that he'd die of shock if she ever did something that wasn't ninety percent selfish.

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“She’s a full-on Monet. ... It’s like a ________, see? From far away, it’s OK. But up close, it’s a big old mess.”
Painting
Masterpiece
Showpiece
Watercolor
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Wrong Answer

Cher compares Amber to a Monet painting.

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“_______ people can be so sweet.”
Weird
Old
Bald
Some
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Wrong Answer

Cher can't help but play matchmaker for Mr. Hall and Ms. Geist.

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Cher says, “I like this boy and he likes someone else.” ... Mel tells her, “Well, obviously this boy is a complete _________.”
Nimrod
Moron
Dimwit
Numskull
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Cher and Mel share a nice moment when she opens up about her crush.

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