Can We Guess Your Age Based on Your Fast Food Order?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess Your Age Based on Your Fast Food Order?
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About This Quiz

Although you may have aged beyond Happy Meals or ordering from the kid's menu, we're betting we can still tell how old you are based on your fast food order. Guessing someone's age based up on their love of fries and sandwiches might seem impossible - but we assure you, we are trained professionals who run more efficiently than a McDonald's grill during a lunch rush. 

Dipping your fries in anything other than ketchup might get you a few odd looks in the dining room, but only a seasoned professional would know the joy of using those little dip packets for their spuds. It's the little things that you do with your fast food, the food you order, and the way you eat it that will how many moons you've been on this planet. You might not think it matters where you put your napkin when you eat, but everything single thing you do is another clue for us!

We've developed a unique scale to figure out your age, but we promise you won't have to step on it. It's the kind of scale that will use your fast food palate to assess your birth certificate. Pull up to window number one and let's create your order!

How healthy is your order?
Moderately
I don't know.
Very
Actively not

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How pricey is it?
Fairly, for fast food
Very cheap
$8
A lot, but there's a lot of it!

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Walk in or drive through?
Drive through
Walk in
Carry out
Whatever's easiest

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How did you order it?
Into the mic at the window
App
My colleague did
Booth at the restaurant

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How many calories?
600
300
280
1,200

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Will you be hungry again in an hour or two?
Maybe
I'm always hungry.
No
Yes, which is mad.

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Is this a meal or something between meals?
It's a meal for sure.
It's a bit of both.
It's a meal but I might have a quick snack later.
It's a meal but I'll eat again if there's food.

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What drink is in the order?
Full sugar soda
Diet soda
Water
Snapple

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Is there anything green in the order?
Guac
Herbs maybe
Kale and spinach
LOL no

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How will you eat it?
At home in front of the TV
In the park with friends
At my desk
In the restaurant

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What is it wrapped in?
Foil
Cardboard box
Plastic tub
Paper and styrofoam

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How long did it take to prepare?
5 minutes
1 minute
7 minutes
2 minutes

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Can you vouch that the ingredients are what they claim to be?
Mostly
No idea
Definitely
I would not want to know what is in it.

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What percentage of your daily salt allowance is in there?
100%
50%
20%
1,000%

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How much fat is in there?
More than my doctor should hear about.
A few grams
Next to none
All the fat, literally

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Will your body just shake this right off?
No, this could kill me.
I barely notice it.
Yes, it's kale after all.
For now

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Who are you eating with?
My boo
Buddies
Colleagues
Teammates

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Are you paying?
Yes
With my allowance, yes
I'm expensing it.
My teammates might.

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Will you recycle the packaging?
Naturally
Darn, I forgot.
Yes, there's a bin at work.
I don't know.

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Hot or cold?
Hot
Tepid
Cold
Steaming!

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Is your order vegetarian?
Sometimes
No
Yes
Aggressively no

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Will there be what you might term gastric consequences in the bathroom tomorrow?
It's either the ER or it goes right through.
Unlikely
Farting maybe
It's going to be horrific, and I know it, but I can't help it.

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How long will it take you to eat it?
30 minutes
1 minute
5 minutes
10 minutes

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How messy will it get?
Not at all
A little on my fingers
Some around my desk maybe
It will go everywhere.

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Is there any fiber in there?
Some, maybe
What is fiber?
A lot, yes
LOL no

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What's the sugar content?
Higher than I want to know.
Probably none
Definitely none
It's hidden in all sorts of things so probably a lot.

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Will you regret it tomorrow?
No, I planned for it.
No, I regret nothing.
No, I made a good choice.
Yes

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Do you feel shame if anyone sees you eating it?
A little
No, why would I?
No, I will be smug.
Yes, but that would never stop me.

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Did anyone pressure you into ordering it?
My boo, but we did it to each other.
No, I chose it, I am immune to peer pressure.
My trainer makes me choose a salad.
My teammates mock me if I don't partake.

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How's your metabolism?
Creaky
Good
Slowing down
It is a well-oiled machine.

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You Got: