Can We Guess Where You Grew Up by Your Taste in Men?

By: Tasha Moore
Estimated Completion Time
6 min
Can We Guess Where You Grew Up by Your Taste in Men?
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About This Quiz

It's so easy to guess your source of origin from the type of males that tingle your insides. The formative years of your life have everything to do with the many main squeezes you tend to go after. Allow our science to prove the accuracy of this love theory.

If you have a weakness for music men, you were most likely raised in a major suburb area, like Long Island, New York or Orange County, California. A desire to have a large family probably means you weren't raised in a big city. Why? When was the last time you saw a family of 12 anywhere, let alone in a major metropolitan fortress-like Philadelphia or Chicago? Do you want a man that works with his hands? You've seen many a cabinet-maker and home-builder in rural America. This theory makes a lot of sense — we are drawn to what we are familiar with.

For all you rebels out there, neither can you escape the strong romance preferences that were ingrained in you during your sprouting years. Seeing people who remind you of Dad, your brothers or your uncles triggers pleasant memories of security, and your brain releases endorphins that make you feel all lovey-dovey inside. Like we said, it's science!

Tap into our love technology, and we'll guess your hometown.



Man at Gym
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Is it true that you desire a man who goes to the gym at least twice a day?
Why would he need to go to the gym so many times a week?
Three times on Sunday
He has to do cross-fit eight days out of the week.
No, that's too much.

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Toothy smile
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Does a toothy smile turn you on?
It sure does.
I'll take as many teeth as I can get.
There's no need to smile.
There's no need for all those teeth.

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Guy holding door
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Do you prefer that your ideal guy hold the door open for you on dates?
I'd prefer to open the door for him.
Why would he need to open the door for me? I have hands!
I wouldn't have it any other way.
Only on dates; any other time, we're fighting.

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Man paying
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Is it true that the man of your dreams takes charge and pays for everything when he's with you?
Not so fast! Whoever pays has all the power.
As long as that's his intention, I don't mind paying every once in a while.
At most, we go halfsies.
My money is long enough. There's no need.

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Man with baby stroller
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Can you imagine your bae pushing a baby's stroller in a park one day?
Oh, what a precious sight to see!
I don't mind doing all the baby pushing.
A park? Is that where that funny-looking, annoying green stuff grows?
He better be pushing someone else's kid. My baby will be super independent!

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Man in flip flops
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Can you stand to see a man in flip flops?
Are you kidding me? God made man and flip flops at the same time!
"Flip flops"? Sounds like a terrible TV show.
Wow! You must be a psychic.
Flip flops are necessary some of the time.

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Man with mother
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The man that you want has an amazing character. Do you mind that he still lives with his parents?
Is this a temporary setup?
Where else is he supposed to live?
Of course I mind!
As long as he owns the home, it's fine.

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Man cooking
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How do you feel about men who cook?
Men who make sauce are the best mates!
That's out of the question.
You do mean cook up the keystrokes to find the nearest sushi spot, right?
His only cooking domain is the barbecue grill.

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Man watching tv
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What type of movies do you expect the ideal man to watch?
Nature films
Who has time for movies? There are cows to milk, corn to be shucked and wood to be chopped.
Documentaries
Movies are so passe. Let's do planks instead.

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Man working at farm
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What is a profession that your perfect male should never do?
Never use a peach preserves jar to make strawberry jam preserves. You'll be sorry!
He should never feed the horses after 6 p.m. or he'll be busy cleaning out stinky stables all the next morning.
All employment is welcome.
Never sell from a food truck without a license.

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Three men
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What are some names that your dream type might have?
Stephen, Maxwell, Henry
Billy, Woody, Lou
Marc, Charlie, Don
Ben, Jay, Willie

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Chivalry
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Do you care to complete this common phrase: "Chivalry is ________"?
Boring
Best served cold
Alive
The bane of my existence

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Man with dog
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Does he have to be a dog lover?
Poop and all!
Fleas and all!
No
No deal! My co-op doesn't allow pets.

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Cool man
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Your man knows all the latest slang, right?
That's rude!
Yes, that way, he can teach me a few things.
That's rad!
Oh gosh! I so hope not.

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Man hero
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Does he play the hero or the villain in the movie in your head?
Hero
Bogie
Villain
Brad

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Man at cafe
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When your perfect mate first sees you, what will he be doing?
Eating chocolate
Surfing
Cleaning out a stinky stable
Sipping coffee

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Man working
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The kind of man you like works twice as hard to make the money that'll keep you happy. Is that true?
Three times — I demand recurrent spa services.
False! When would we have time to hike the trails?
My love don't cost a thing, but this astronomical rent does. I'll catch him on his lunch break.
I just love it when his sweaty muscles glisten under the sun while he's plowing the fields.

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Man using headphones
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What type of music preference is a deal-breaker?
All music is welcome.
Nothing but country yodel
Nothing but The Beach Boys
Nothing but trance music

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Beard
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What's the best facial hair style for him?
Gunslinger mustache
Anything that looks decent
Any 19th-century beard
No facial hair

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Man at bar
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If you met your ideal man at a bar at night, what is the first thing he'd say?
Can I order something for you?
Let's cut a rug.
Let's get outta here!
I couldn't be in the same room with you and not say, "Good morning."

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Man with family
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Are you into family guys or bachelors?
Both
God-fearing trumps all!
Family first!
Bad-boy bachelors

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Couple having dinner
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What is the perfect first-date meal that you share with Mr. Right?
Steak and cheese
It's gotta be nachos.
Pizza
Hushpuppies and red beans

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Man with father
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You can tell a lot by how a man was raised. What kind of dad would your ideal man have?
Very religious
Strong community leader
Very rich
Working with his hands

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Man lifting tire
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What's the most weight that Mr. Can-Do can lift?
203 pounds, tops
How much does a plow weigh?
How much does a pen weigh? To sign fat checks!
How much does a mini pilates ball weigh?

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Man buying vegetables
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Your guy is at the supermarket to pick up kale. Does he grab organic?
My guy would know that even organic kale is loaded with pesticides.
Who's Kale, and what is she to him?
Why go to the market for that? Grab it from the garden out back. Doesn't get more organic than that.
Which supermarket? Not all kale is created equal.

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Bad breath
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Is bad breath a disqualifier?
Wealth comes in assorted breaths. I can work with it.
What is bad breath exactly?
Pack some extra mints and keep it pushin'.
Keto tends to bring out the worse. I understand.

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Man with roses
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Does your best man bring you a dozen roses?
Right before I blush. Oh gosh!
I have a whole rose bush out back. What a waste of money!
This isn't my funeral. He's got to be more sophisticated than that.
Is he rolling up in a limousine wearing a tuxedo too? LOL!

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Man looking at woman
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How do you like a man to respond after you ask to pass by him?
"My bank account number is 678311 ... " Something like that, but with a real account number.
I expect him to tip his hat like a real cowboy. Ye-ha!
"Where do you think you're going, sexy?" Something like that, but with a lot of winks and suggestive grins.
I expect him to haul tail. That would be true love.

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Man wearing T-shirt
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Your perfect guy pairs his T-shirts with what?
Laziness
Socks
A Lamborghini
Dungarees, of course

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Woman watching tv
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Your favorite movie quote will shed some light on your ideal guy. What is it?
"I wish I could quit you."
"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."
"Consider it a divorce."
"Here's looking at you, kid."

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