Can We Guess How Old You Are By Your Habits?

By: Zoe Samuel
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Can We Guess How Old You Are By Your Habits?
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About This Quiz

It may take a lifetime to develop certain habits, but others set in when you're younger, especially as it relates to food, exercise, and relationships. Tell us about yours and we'll guess your age!
How do you show you like your friend's joke?
Retweet it
Share it
Click like on it
Laugh

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What finger do you use to dial a person on a cell phone?
I use my voice.
Both hands index fingers
Thumbs
Dominant hand index finger

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You want to hang out with a friend. How do you get in touch with them?
Snap them
Facebook them
Email them
Call them

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How often do you check email?
Hang on, I just have to check my email.
Four times a day
Twice a day
Twice a week

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How often do you look at your phone?
All the time
147 times a day - I have an app that tells me
Hourly
Daily

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Do you make the bed before you leave the bedroom?
I do not know how to make a bed.
Most days
Of course
No, I have a housekeeper who does it.

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How do you wash?
Shower in the evening
Shower in the morning
Shower weekdays, bath weekends
Bath

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Do you floss?
Yes, twice daily
Yes, once daily
Yes, sometimes
No

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Do you say "oof" when you stand up?
No
Sometimes
Most of the time
All the time

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How do you manage your time?
I don't.
Google Calendar
Wall planner
Daybook

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Should kids get off your lawn?
They should get on my lawn!
I can't afford a lawn.
My kids are allowed on the lawn.
Yes

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Do you have a 401K?
What is that?
I wish.
Yes, it's modest.
Yes, it's huge.

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Do you have student loans?
Yes, over 100K
Yes, 30K
I did.
No, the government paid to put me through school but I am against socialism of course.

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Do you have kids?
What are kids?
I have a dog.
I have a kid.
I have three kids.

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Do you have a credit card?
I can't get one.
Yes, it's got about 5K on it.
Yes, there's under 1K on it.
Yes, it's got nothing on it.

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Do you work out?
Yes, thrice a week
Yes, twice a week
I do not have time.
I go for a walk whenever I can.

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Do you smoke?
Ew, gross
A little weed
I did briefly in college.
Yes

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How often do you drink?
I can't afford to drink.
Twice a week
Every other day
Daily

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Do you judge people who drink and smoke?
Yes, it's gross.
Only if they do it to excess.
Yes, including myself.
No, I judge abstainers, it's weird.

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Do you eat your five a day?
No, I'm not organized enough.
Most days
Yes, all the time.
No, it's communism to expect people to eat vegetables: real Americans eat meat.

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Do you care if food is organic?
I can't afford to.
Of course! It's so good for the environment and your health!
I don't care.
What is that?

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Do you know your neighbors?
LOL no
A couple
We are on polite hallway greeting terms.
We are besties.

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Do you iron your clothes?
I don't understand the question.
Yes, badly - I only have two things that need ironing.
Yes, reasonably well.
I can, but now I pay someone to do it.

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Do you know how to caulk your tub?
LOL no
I wish.
Yes, badly
Yes, well

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Do you call your mom?
Not often
Weekly
Monthly
She is no longer with us.

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Which site is the first one you visit in the morning?
Snapchat
Facebook
Gmail
Fox News

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If you were to have a journal, how would you keep it?
I would have a podcast.
I would have a Medium.
I would have a Wordpress blog.
I would write it in a book.

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Do you usually carry cash?
No, I have Apple Pay.
No, I have Square.
No, I have a credit card.
Of course: you can't trust Uncle Sam.

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Do you use a lot of internet slang?
I don't see that as distinct from regular slang.
Totes
No, it changes too fast.
Why would I?

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Do you send Christmas cards?
That's not very environmentally friendly.
I send emails.
I send a few choice cards.
I send so many!

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