Can We Guess How Many Drinks It Takes Until Your Alter Ego Comes Out?

By: Teresa M.
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Can We Guess How Many Drinks It Takes Until Your Alter Ego Comes Out?
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About This Quiz

How many drinks does it take until your 10 foot tall and bulletproof alter ego starts to emerge? Some folks can drink all night and not experience the tiniest shift in their personalities. For others, one single drink is enough for a transformation to occur akin to The Incredible Hulk . Which side of the scale do you fall on? 

While most folks have a low tolerance for alcohol, others can drink like they have a hollow leg! Tell us how you behave when you're out on the town, and we'll guess how many drinks it takes to expose your alter ego. We'll need to know things like how you remedy a hangover and if you've ever had a one-night stand, but we promise to be discreet. Besides, it's all in the name of fun. We promise that we won't even laugh about the drunken choices we'll ask you to make! 

Grab a bag of salty peanuts and a pint for this quiz! By the time we're done finding out your drinking habits and how your alter ego terrorizes your friends, we feel confident we'll be able to tell you the exact number of drinks it takes from you to go pleasantly buzzed to full on supervillain! Give us a shot!

Do you go to a lot of parties?
I go to a lot of wholesome parties.
I go to my fair share of parties.
I rarely ever go to parties.
I party all the time.

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How would your best friend describe you when you are drunk?
Hilarious
Preachy
Sick
Wild

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Which liquor do you like most?
Peach Schnapps
Vodka
I don't like liquor.
Bourbon

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Are you more of an introvert or an extrovert when you are sober?
I'm a little more introverted than extroverted.
I'm a healthy mix of both.
I'm more of an introvert.
I'm a loud and proud extrovert.

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Do you prefer wine or beer?
I like them both.
I like red wine.
I like white wine.
I love beer.

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What do you do to prevent a hangover?
I drink water before I go to bed.
I don't drink too much.
I don't drink at all.
I don't bother preventing them.

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Where are you most likely to drink?
I'll drink at a friend's house.
I go out with coworkers.
I usually only drink at holiday parties.
I'll drink anywhere.

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What do you do to get over a hangover?
I eat a greasy breakfast.
I take a painkiller and drink water.
I sleep it off.
I have a hair of the dog.

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What do you think your pet thinks of you when you are drunk?
"What a moron!"
"Maybe they will forget they fed me and do it again!"
"I'm gonna hide in case they puke."
"Not again."

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Have you ever played a drinking game?
I played a game in college.
I have played Never Have I Ever.
I have never played a drinking game.
I think I've played all the drinking games.

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Have you ever gone to work with a hangover?
I have gone to work with a hangover once or twice.
It's happened a few times.
No, never!
I have gone to work while still drunk.

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Which cocktail could you drink more than one of?
Margarita
Sex on the Beach
Gin and Tonic
Rattlesnake Bite

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Have you ever had a drunken one-night stand?
Once, and it was a huge mistake.
I've had a couple one-night stands.
I would never have a one-night stand.
I prefer not to answer that question.

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What would you order for last call?
I would order a shot.
I would order another cocktail
I would order water.
I would order another beer.

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Which animal is your alter ego most like?
Monkey
Rabbit
Parrot
Horse

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How do you usually feel when you wake up from a night of drinking?
Foggy
Embarrassed
Normal
Sick

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Do you get more flirtatious when you are drinking?
They call it liquid courage for a reason.
I'm always flirty.
It makes me a little more chatty.
It turns me into a hunter on the prowl.

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Have you ever done something you regret while drinking?
I have danced on a table.
I have thrown up in an inappropriate place.
I have sang karaoke.
I have woken up somewhere strange.

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Do you become the life of the party when you are drinking?
No, but I do become more social.
It does make me more interested in getting the party going.
I'm never the life of the party.
I'm always the life of the party.

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Who do you usually go drinking with?
My spouse.
My best friend.
My coworkers.
I usually go alone.

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What time of day do you start drinking?
9 p.m.
6 p.m.
I don't have a regular time.
Noon

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Which "Cheers" character are you most like when you are drinking?
Woody
Norm
Carla
Frasier

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What do you most like to do while you are drinking?
I like to dance.
I like to meet new people.
I like to sing.
I like to hook up.

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Which Superhero is your alter ego most like?
Superman
Wonder Woman
Cat Woman
Iron Man

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Are you a happy drunk?
I'm always happy.
I'm happier when I'm drunk.
I don't get drunk enough to notice a difference.
I am more of a sad drunk.

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Have you ever tried moonshine?
That sounds too strong for me.
I have tired it once.
I wouldn't try something like that.
I love moonshine.

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Would you ever try brewing your own beer?
It looks too complicated.
It's too expensive to get started.
I have no interest in brewing beer.
I would save so much money!

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How do you get home from a night of drinking?
I call a cab.
I have a designated driver.
I don't drink enough to get drunk.
I usually walk home.

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What kind of party would you most enjoy?
Halloween party
Valentine's party
New Year's Eve party
I like all the parties.

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How would you describe your tolerance?
Low
Healthy
Zero
Astronomical

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