Are you a Jet or a Shark?

By: Artimis Charvet
Estimated Completion Time
3 min
Are you a Jet or a Shark?
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About This Quiz

We all know that when you're a Jet you're Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day! But are you sure you're a Jet? Maybe you're a Shark! Better take this "West Side Story" personality quiz to find out!
First things first: Which would you rather be?
Jet!
Shark!
Left out of it.
I am the one who keeps those hooligans in line!

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What's your strategy?
Divide and conquer.
Lay low and keep calm.
Tear stuff up!
Conserve my energy for when it matters.

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Choose a battle sentence:
"Ain't nobody got time fo' dat!"
"Let's dance."
"Are we here to talk or fight?"
"Silence is golden."

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If you found a dollar in the street, what would you do?
Lie in wait until someone else tries to pick up the dollar, then pounce upon my unsuspecting foe with the fury of a thousand suns!
Pick it up and run away before anyone sees me!
Burn it! Fight the machine!
Keep walking.

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What do you like to do in your spare time?
Dance.
Play tricks on people.
Duel.
Investigate.

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Indoors or outdoors?
Indoors.
Outdoors.
Both.
There should be no doors.

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In a local tavern, what would you be drinking?
Cider
Fresh water
Whiskey
Beer

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What is the meaning of life?
I'm not sure anymore.
To just try to survive.
To be as successful as possible.
To stay true to who I am.

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Love is:
Never really free
Beautiful and tragic
Never a sure thing
Often a disappointment

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You are most proud of:
My loyalty to others
My ability to think through things
My street smarts
How deeply I love

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Your friends would describe you as:
Philosophical and contemplative
Confused and a little crazy
Resourceful and clever
Strong and brave

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If you had a choice of movie, which would you pick?
Romance
Horror
Action
Drama

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When the weekend comes around, your priority is to...
Take action and get some extra work done.
Head out to a party and let loose.
Spend some time with friends and family.
Volunteer someplace.

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What do you value most?
Selflessness.
Kindness.
Honesty.
Revenge.

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What's your sin?
Gluttony.
Pride.
Sloth.
Envy.

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Which phrase do you say most?
Hey, can I help you with that?
You didn't know that?
Tell me the truth.
I dare you.

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How can one best prepare for war?
By readying the mind.
By readying the body.
By finding a way to diffuse the tension.
By avoiding it.

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What do you do when faced with fear?
Talk to someone about it.
Accept that everyone has fears and just deal with it.
Get your minions to deal with it for you.
Find a way to overcome it with cool logic.

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When someone is being overly dramatic about a situation, you...
Tend to stay out of it.
Get angry and annoyed.
Try to figure out the meaning behind it.
Give advice, and hopefully lead them to a better path of understanding.

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How do you like to dance?
Something slow, maybe a waltz.
Upbeat but classy.
Bump and grind is the only way to go.
Free-flowing.

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Who do you turn to when you have a problem?
Myself.
My family.
Friends.
The internet or reading material.

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How do you respond when insulted?
Fire back a response immediately!
Stand up for myself calmly but firmly.
Back down, then plot revenge.
Shrug or laugh it off.

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Choose a social media network:
Facebook.
Pinterest.
Twitter.
Instagram.

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If you had a choice, you would rather:
Restart my life.
Continue with my life.
Continue with someone else's life.
Be an animal....duh!

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Do you trust your heart or head?
Head.
Heart.
Balance is needed between the two.
...A different part of my anatomy!

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Helping the poor makes them lazy...
I agree.
I don't care either way.
I disagree.
I don't really know.

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Do you lose your temper much?
Only when a situation warrants it.
All the time - people are so dumb sometimes!
I am just chill, nothing rattles me.
I usually control it pretty well.

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How do you take your coffee?
Black.
Cream.
Cream and sugar.
No coffee, thanks.

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What is your worst bad habit?
Nail biting.
Smoking.
Oversleeping.
Staying up too late.

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Life is:
Not what it seems.
A complete and utter tragedy.
A battlefield.
Hilarious.

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You Got: