Answer These Yes or No Questions and We'll Guess Your Stripper Name

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By: Teresa McGlothlin

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When you hit the stage in your sexiest attire, what do people call you? Which name do they scream when you twirl around the pole so fast they reach for their dollar bills? Once you answer our yes or no questions, we think we'll know what stripper name you call your own! 

For the sake of this quiz, we're going to assume that you do not use the same name on your birth certificate as your stripper name. Not only would it be dangerous, but stripper names are a great reflection of your inner performer. Your stripper name is the name you have chosen because it speaks about your spirit and your gyrating moves. 

As you twerk your way through our questions, try not to think too much. Simply answer the question with a yes or a no, and you will leave little clues that lead to your stripper name. You might have thighs as hard as a diamond, but is that what you call yourself when you put on your eyelashes and get ready to put your stilettos on the stage? 

Tell us yes or no, and we'll figure out your chosen stripper name! 


Do you own a sparkly bra?

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Can you dance in 4-inch heels?

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Do you like rock 'n roll most of all?

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Are you currently in a relationship?

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Do people think you are bossy?

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Are you wearing eyelash extensions?

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Are you high maintenance?

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Do you own more than one thong?

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Do you have expert pole dancing skills?

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Does your last ex miss you?

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Are you creative in the bedroom?

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Do you frequently shop at Victoria's Secret?

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Do you wear sexy lingerie on a first date?

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Do you kiss on the first date?

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Have you recently had a manicure?

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Are you dominant in relationships?

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Do your parents know you are a stripper?

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Do you make your own stripper playlists?

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Are you the adventurous type?

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Do you get stage fright?

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Does it take you at least an hour to get ready to go out?

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Do you coworkers like you?

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Have you ever taken dance lessons?

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Would you ever date a bouncer?

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Do you drive a flashy car?

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Are you in good shape?

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Do you wear corsets?

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Are you clingy in relationships?

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Do you work out a lot?

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Can you do a cartwheel?

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