Ancient Greek Animal Personality Quiz

By: Alex Wittman
Estimated Completion Time
4 min
Ancient Greek Animal Personality Quiz
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About This Quiz

Sure, Greek Gods like Zeus, Athena and Aphrodite were cool and stuff, but let's be honest: their stories would hardly slay without the mythological creatures that made them interesting. Whether our fave Gods and Goddesses were facing off against beasts from the underworld or were getting a helping hand from friendlier ancient animals, the mythological creatures of age-old Greece are a major part of what has helped these stories stand the test of time. If we're being honest, we low key think the ancient animals are the best thing about Greek mythology. Yeah, Hercules is swol or whatever, but all those muscles wouldn't look half as good if he wasn't flying around on Pegasus. Facts.

Some call them creatures, and some call them monsters. But, all the ancient Greek animals have a special place in our heart. If, like us, you think the Minotaur is a big mood, you won't want to miss our ancient Greek animal personality quiz. Drop whatever you're doing (unless you're tying your toga, then finish that first), and take our quiz to reveal your inner mythological critter. We scoured the stories to bring you the best of the best, and like when the Trojan horse opened up to reveal a whole freaking army, you'll be shook after seeing your results.


In your humble opinion, which of these Greek Gods is the GOAT?
Apollo
Zeus
Hades
Ares

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Yas kween, we are living for the Greek Goddesses. Which one is your fave?
Hera
Athena
Demeter
Aphrodite

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Bruh, if you could live forever in one season of the year, which would it be?
Spring
Summer
Fall
Winter

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Because animals are life, which of these is your fave?
Bull
Horse
Dog
Lion

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Imagine you're a Greek hero and a terrifying monster roars in your face. How do you react?
I'd definitely roar right back.
Probably just shrug because weird flex but ok.
I might try to distract it in order to get away.
TBH, I have no idea whether fight or flight would take over.

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If you could level up your game with some superpowers, what would you want?
Gimme that superhuman strength.
I want to fly.
Kind of weird, but I'd like multiple heads.
Breathing fire sounds pretty cool.

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Some troll comes after you on social media. How do you clap back?
I'd throw some serious shade right back.
No one would ever call out innocent, little me.
Once I told my friends, they'defend me.
I might talk a big game, but low key, I'd be way hurt.

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When you open your closet, which neutral color do you see the most of in your wardrobe?
Brown
White
Black
Grey

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Greek mythology is so totally lit. Which of these ancient heroes is your favorite?
Theseus
Hercules
Odysseus
Achilles

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Let's have a movie night. Which of these flicks about ancient Greece would you be down to watch right now?
"Wrath of the Titans"
"Hercules"
"Troy"
"300"

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Everyone has their own definition, but what's a hero to you?
Someone who never loses their cool under pressure
Someone who is noble and brave
Someone who cares about others more than themselves
Someone who is willing to fight for what they believe in

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Your fam is way extra and surprises you with a pet. Which of the following would you just die to have?
A cow
A pony
A puppy
A kitten

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Daenerys Targaryen is the Mother of Dragons. Which mythical creature would you be down to be the parent of?
Centaur
Hydra
Kraken
Manticore

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You just won an all-expenses paid trip to Greece! Where would you like to visit first?
Crete
Athens
Mykonos
Santorini

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Don't worry about being modest. Which of the following is your best attribute?
My intelligence
My looks
My loyalty
My passion

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Picture yourself in ancient Greece fighting a battle. When your enemy finally surrenders, what's your move?
Sacrifice them to the Gods, duh.
Allow them to leave in peace.
Depends on how the battle went and how salty my enemy is.
I would never accept my enemy's surrender.

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Don't get tilted, but what's your greatest weakness?
Never asking for help.
Sometimes I can be a showoff.
Being a follower and not a leader.
Me? I don't have any weaknesses.

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No cap, are you a fan of Greek mythology?
Nah, it's actually not really my thing.
Does watching Disney's "Hercules" count?
Some of the stories are pretty lit.
Yas, Greek mythology is life.

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You have to move out of your current home and establish residency somewhere new. Where are you headed?
The center of a labyrinth
The top of a mountain
A dark, creepy forest
Somewhere on the coast

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Something way freaky happened, and you're growing animal parts out of your human body. What addition would you not mind all that much?
Horns
Wings
Razor-sharp teeth
Claws

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Turn up with some philosophy. Which of these Greek minds had the best vibe?
Aristotle
Pythagoras
Plato
Socrates

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Nom, time to chow. Which of these Greek dishes could you totally go in on right now?
Gyro
Stuffed grape leaves
Imma stick with Uber Eats.
Grilled octopus

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The first Olympic Games were, for sure, lit. What event would you have owned?
Wrestling
Foot race
Discus
Oof, sports are meh.

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We know you're complex and stuff, but which of the following words best describes you?
Reserved
Outgoing
Devoted
Intense

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Be one with nature. Which of the elements is so your vibe?
Earth
Air
Water
Fire

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It's Friday night after a long week. How are you spending your evening?
Chilling at home on my own
Out on the town with my BFFs
Kicking back with my significant other
Idk, I'm super spontaneous and always deciding at the last minute.

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You and your crew decide to hit up a party. What's your first move after arriving?
Find a wall to be a flower on
Take over as deejay
Thank the host
Make the rounds to say hi to everyone

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In your life, what do you feel the most #blessed about?
My smarts
My good lewks
My family and friends
My career

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We low key have to know, do people ever find you intimidating?
They say my silence weirds them out.
Nah, I'm super friendly.
I can be difficult to get to know.
People are often scared to approach me.

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If you had lived in ancient Greece, which clothing item would have been your fave?
Cloak
Sandals
Belt
Armband

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